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Tramp stamp crucifix, lil’ ponch when she bends, and she gushes over that asshole, Obama…two outta three ain’t all bad.

Nice backstrap, bitch! Buffalo Bill would have loved some quality time with her in his well…

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the world’s fattest jerk off…who can’t jerk off. Letterman had him as a guest to illustrate to the dozens of people who still watch his shite show how stupid the GOP can truly be. And this boorish, attention-seeking oaf fell for it lock, stock and barrel. Good job, fatso. Way to embarrass yourself AGAIN…this time at the hand’s of America’s least funny late-night TV host.

Which one of these doesn’t match the other? None of them – all three of them are pontificative, asshole liberals whose last name begin with the letter “C”.

Do you think this fuckwit even knows how to spell ‘yoga’, let alone actually know what she’s doing (aside from whoring herself out to the voyeuristic pervert with the camera who she knows is watching her because she called him and invited him to join her)? It’s a damn shame Orcas don’t patrol the beaches of CA, swim onshore, pummel this bejeezus out of her, and then drag her out to sea…

She is just real damn pretty. Full stop.

The “old” vanguard of Britain (although he’s a dottering old fart who has lost the plot because his mommy won’t die and let him be King) amongst its’ “new” faces (God bless a Socialist-endorsed, open immigration policy and a lucrative social entitlement program…). I want to vomit! ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH! Wannabe hood rats thuggin’ and muggin’ it up for the cameras. How many of these these shits were involved in robbin’ and stealin’ during the riots of 2011? And now they’re hanging out at a cricket oval with the future King…

All I have to say about that is ROLL…DAMN…TIDE!

Oh look everyone, isn’t that cute? This Ditch Pig is play-acting for the cameras and pretending she knows how to read. Adorable…just adorable.

She’s kinda got a “junk tuck” look in this picture, no? Not saying I wouldn’t hit it anyways…just being observant, that’s all.