re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.19.14 (21 comments)
A little fabric softener would do wonders for those pantlegs, lady.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.18.14 (23 comments)
“I, Christie Brinkley, have invented time travel.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.12.14 (17 comments)
Is Mickey Rourke her real father?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.13.14 (21 comments)
Take it easy folks, he’s half neanderthal.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.11.14 (9 comments)
Her nipples line up as well as her eyes do.
Is that stratitsmus?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (24 comments)
We never saw Maris on Frasier, but I think this is what I thought she would look like.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.30.14 (29 comments)
“…so yeah, I think you can say things are going pretty well.”
re: Natalie Dormer: 20th Annual SAG Awards (12 comments)
Why do hot chicks hate being hot?
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.17.14 (10 comments)
Not a funny comment, I just legitimately hate goddamned Billy Crystal.
re: 'When Coco’s husband is out of town, She calls Rice-T to help her relax.' (8 comments)