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Posted on Mar 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.19.14 (21 comments)

A little fabric softener would do wonders for those pantlegs, lady.

Posted on Feb 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.18.14 (23 comments)

“I, Christie Brinkley, have invented time travel.”

Posted on Feb 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.12.14 (17 comments)

Is Mickey Rourke her real father?

Posted on Feb 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.13.14 (21 comments)

Take it easy folks, he’s half neanderthal.

Posted on Feb 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.11.14 (9 comments)

Her nipples line up as well as her eyes do.

Is that stratitsmus?

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (24 comments)

We never saw Maris on Frasier, but I think this is what I thought she would look like.

Posted on Jan 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.30.14 (29 comments)

“…so yeah, I think you can say things are going pretty well.”

Posted on Jan 20th
re: Natalie Dormer: 20th Annual SAG Awards (12 comments)

Why do hot chicks hate being hot?

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.17.14 (10 comments)

Not a funny comment, I just legitimately hate goddamned Billy Crystal.

That’s HILARIOUS.