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They don’t suck; I counter that perhaps it is you, sir, that sucks.

Posted on Jun 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.12.14 (23 comments)

WHY WITH THE PANTS IN THE SOCKS?!?

Posted on Jun 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.3.14 (18 comments)

MOOOOOOOOOBS AHOY!

Posted on Jun 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.2.14 (14 comments)

The duchess of haggard county.

Posted on Jun 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.2.14 (9 comments)

That’s less a moustache and soul patch than it is a hair explosion.

Posted on May 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.6.14 (17 comments)

How do his pants stay up?

Posted on Mar 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.19.14 (21 comments)

A little fabric softener would do wonders for those pantlegs, lady.

Posted on Feb 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.18.14 (23 comments)

“I, Christie Brinkley, have invented time travel.”

Posted on Feb 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.12.14 (17 comments)

Is Mickey Rourke her real father?

Posted on Feb 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.13.14 (21 comments)

Take it easy folks, he’s half neanderthal.