re: Kim Kardashian Escorting Richard Lugner to The Vienna Ball (10 comments)
Why is the Joker pimping out Kim to Uncle Pennybags?
re: Katy Perry's Breasts Went To The Grammys After-Party (4 comments)
Of course you banged every chick in LA while I was in Milan, but let me pretend to be shocked for your amusement!
re: Miley Cyrus X-Rated Live Bangerz Tour: Anaheim (7 comments)
Sad to say Miley has so little talent that she has to go over the top with sex appeal so people can avoid the bad music and lyrics she produces.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.19.14 (1 comments)
These 3 combined still can’t live up to Upton’s breasts. They really should just let her be the cover model until her body starts falling apart.
re: Kim Kardashian Will Not Tolerate Rumors That Her Disgustingly Huge Fat Ass Is Fake (36 comments)
Why wouldn’t I think her ass is fake? Pretty sure she had more facial surgery after the birth of her child, and that’s the real reason behind her being in hiding. Does anyone else think her face is starting to resemble a Dark Crystal character?
re: Gwyneth Paltrow: Goldene Kamera Awards (2 comments)
open marriage, for sure. If you were Chris Martin, wouldn’t you agree to it? How else can he handle her narcissistic personality disorder? I’m sure that was in the prenup.
re: Kristen Stewart Wrote A Poem (78 comments)
Reading this through I just realized that’s 120 seconds of my life I will never get back. Thanks a lot, Kristen, thanks a lot.
re: Stephanie Seymour Poses For Harper's Bazaar With Her Sons (11 comments)
re: Jon Gosselin: Bootsy Bellows (4 comments)
Jon’s new crowd includes a lesbian and a transvestite. Telling of what’s to come now that Kate +8 isn’t paying the alimony.
re: Britney Spears Crazy Faces: 40th People's Choice Awards (9 comments)
It’s time Brittney smarts up and gets her money away from her parents. When you can’t afford decent hair and nails to an award show, and your a multimillionaire, there is a problem.