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Oh, it seems being beautiful with a lot of money is not treating her very well.

There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically, they say you’re more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That’s the worst! I have this cousin, well y’know, I had this cousin…

‘Two and a Half Episodes Until You’re Cancelled’

No no no. That’s no camel toe, that’s a rhino foot. That’s man bear pig. You don’t have categories for her. You have mythological beasts.

when doomsday comes this saturday I hope this dude is the first one to get struck down by lightning, a dinosaur comes back to life eats him and shits him out, and the Predator pisses on his shit carcass.

Are these photos from the delivery room? I was always curious how trailer babies were born.

isn’t that the thing that dude wore in the movie Se7en? I believe that was sin #4.

hey Marv I think we’ve been out smarted by a kindygartner

I just want to clear this up. You are referring to keshas manish troll figure as the photobomb in this picture right?

wait youre referring to keshas manish troll figure as the photobomb in the picture right?