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“Please stop smoking meth out of the seahorse. You’re ruining our award’s credibility”

Posted on Jul 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.16.14 (6 comments)

“Soooo a bellybutton is different than a vagina? Huh….how?”

Posted on Jul 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.16.14 (8 comments)

That was the agreement. 5 years, and he could have one of his balls back. One.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (13 comments)

#truth

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (14 comments)

I think I can see Boba Fett.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (19 comments)

I didn’t realize Mr. Burns ever dressed down.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (7 comments)

I don’t ever remember ‘New York DKNY’ being an magic 8-ball answer.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (23 comments)

“One, two, skip on a jew. Three, four, knock ‘em to the floor. Five, six, kick ‘em in the dick. Seven, eight, masturbate…”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (13 comments)

“To anyone who is listening, GET ME OUTTA HERE! I’m trapped and I…OH GOD! He’s at the door! He’s coming in! I may have only two to three hours before he gets to me from across the room! Somebody HELP!!!”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (22 comments)

“My hue is orange.”