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Posted on May 9th
re: Kim Kardashian Was Banned From The MET Gala (80 comments)

Wow. I finally like Anna Wintour about something. I think I’ll send her a fruit basket.

Seriously? That sounds like a boy’s name. That poor girl.

Posted on May 1st
re: The Crap I Missed - Monday 4.30.12 (17 comments)

If she had just worn underwear, no one would be talking.

Posted on Apr 19th
re: So There's A New Mel Gibson Recording (88 comments)

I’m not changing my account just to comment on stuff.

Posted on Apr 19th
re: So There's A New Mel Gibson Recording (88 comments)

No joke: Mel Gibson sounds mentally ill. He needs psychiatric help. No jokes, please. It’s very serious.

Posted on Apr 13th
re: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Are Engaged (47 comments)

Team Jennifer. Always.

Fish — you are brilliant. (rolls eyes ;-) )

Posted on Mar 20th
re: Jessica Simpson Should Never Stop Being Pregnant (85 comments)

I really don’t think this is all baby weight. Nice try, Jessica.

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Jessica_Simpson%20-%2010%20-%20The_Dukes_of_Hazzard.jpg

Posted on Mar 20th
re: Jessica Simpson Should Never Stop Being Pregnant (85 comments)

Apparently she’s confusing brain fluid for amniotic fluid. She has no self-censoring mechanism — anything that appears in her pea brain she believes is worthy of saying. Sounds like a frontal lobe brain injury to me.

Team Jon Hamm. Still.