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Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (24 comments)

“There was a time… when I… fed from golden chalices. But now… Don’t look at me that way!”

Posted on Feb 4th
re: Kelly Brook Giving David McIntosh A Boner (20 comments)

Y’all be hatin’ on his hog, but you have to admit that he has bigger boobs than Kelly.

Posted on Jan 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.15.14 (4 comments)

Under ass? You have to admit that is an achievement of some sort.

Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (15 comments)

Cut it out you guys, you’re just jealous. Thing does zero to douche in nothing flat.

Posted on Nov 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.25.13 (8 comments)

Biebeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!

Posted on Oct 15th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.15.13 (41 comments)

Good one from the wayback machine.

Posted on Sep 16th, 2013
re: MISS AMERICA'S A GOTDANG TERRORIST! (72 comments)

Uh, I think I’ll pass on giving a high-five on the dude who came with that idea.

Posted on Aug 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.19.13 (17 comments)

How big is Chateau Marmont? Is everyone who has ever been, or ever will be, partially famous for a few minutes, just there? Is it like The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

Posted on Aug 7th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.7.13 (28 comments)

Hmm. I’ll take what’s behind curtain Number 1, Chet!

Ha! That’s a good one! Simon Cowell has a friend…