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Here? He always looks like that!

She has a type, that’s for sure. If Russell Brand shaved he’d look just like…John Mayer.

If’n yur style is so cheesy that ya cain’t tell when yur bein’ made fun of, ya’ll might be rednecks!

Too bad they don’t give out a Nobel in Materials Science, because whatever is keeping that dress covering those tits would win, hands down.

Brady’s gonna be laughing at you when he takes that trophy AGAIN this year, and they’re running out of places to hang the conference champion banners he’s won. He can squeal on a water slide if he wants – he’ll throw for 400 yards next weekend!

He respects God so much he prays for touchdowns, because the Almighty, Creator of the Universe, is very involved in football games.

Dude obviously thinks we’ve all never seen an @sshole before!

Looks like he stopped wearing his ring and showering. Yuck.

Jesus Christ, get a top that actually FITS you and your silicone jugs and you won’t have to spend the whole day at the beach yanking it back up!

Linds, tempting fate by making up like Amy Winehouse is probably not a great idea, jus’ sayin’