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Here? He always looks like that!

Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012
re: John Mayer and Katy Perry Leaving Chateau Marmont Together (9 comments)

She has a type, that’s for sure. If Russell Brand shaved he’d look just like…John Mayer.

Posted on Apr 5th, 2012
re: Country Music's Mad At Ashton Kutcher (50 comments)

If’n yur style is so cheesy that ya cain’t tell when yur bein’ made fun of, ya’ll might be rednecks!

Posted on Mar 24th, 2012
re: The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.10 (8 comments)

Too bad they don’t give out a Nobel in Materials Science, because whatever is keeping that dress covering those tits would win, hands down.

Posted on Jan 18th, 2012
re: This Is Who Tim Tebow Lost To (136 comments)

Brady’s gonna be laughing at you when he takes that trophy AGAIN this year, and they’re running out of places to hang the conference champion banners he’s won. He can squeal on a water slide if he wants – he’ll throw for 400 yards next weekend!

Posted on Jan 18th, 2012
re: This Is Who Tim Tebow Lost To (136 comments)

He respects God so much he prays for touchdowns, because the Almighty, Creator of the Universe, is very involved in football games.

Posted on Jan 18th, 2012
re: Mark Wahlberg Would've Stopped 9/11, Everybody (75 comments)

Dude obviously thinks we’ve all never seen an @sshole before!

Posted on Dec 31st, 2011
re: Russell Brand Isn't Wearing His Wedding Ring and Other News (25 comments)

Looks like he stopped wearing his ring and showering. Yuck.

Posted on Dec 31st, 2011
re: Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos in Hawaii (8 comments)

Jesus Christ, get a top that actually FITS you and your silicone jugs and you won’t have to spend the whole day at the beach yanking it back up!

Posted on Dec 27th, 2011
re: Lindsay Lohan Isn't A Party Girl Anymore, You Guys (21 comments)

Linds, tempting fate by making up like Amy Winehouse is probably not a great idea, jus’ sayin’