re: Yeah, Well How Would Nick Cannon Like It If I Wore Blerkface Ba Derp Herp Derp (110 comments)
Jesus Christ, the faux logic required to twist your mind into being a Liberal* is just too fucking stupid to even care about.
Stay in school, kids.
*notice the big-el, which signifies a proper noun, because there is absolutely nothing liberal about Liberals. Classical liberals are what we call conservatives. Big-el Liberals are simply authoritarians.
re: Christians Hate 'Cosmos?' How Unexpected (95 comments)
It’s a bold position to hate Christians in 2014 America. SO BRAVE!!!
re: Kristen Stewart Wrote A Poem (78 comments)
OK that’s pretty good
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.29.14 (13 comments)
That’s her psychological support dog, Shug! Aww, Shug carried her for so long, now she’s happy to carry him.
Clearly, she would’ve made a fine Senator.
re: Why Wouldn't Madonna Refer To Her White Son As 'Dis Nigga?' (21 comments)
If a 55yr old white woman is saying things like “get off my dick haterzz!” it means that this scourge of faux-ghetto slang is truly over. Our society will be the better for it.
re: David O. Russell: Jennifer Lawrence's Work In 'The Hunger Games' Is Slavery (26 comments)
We can’t use the term slave in a jokey way now? Every culture on Earth had slaves at one time or another. Sigh…now that I think about it I honestly don’t give a fuck. Get outraged all you want.
re: Joanna Krupa Bikini Photos: Backyard Pool In Miami (1 comments)
Where did that tramp stamp come from? Bad move.
re: Lindsay Lohan's Laptop Full of Naked Photos Just Got 'Stolen' (24 comments)
re: I Wonder How The War On Christmas Is Going (130 comments)
Sigh. I know it’s tired to say this but: Aren’t there celebs in bikinis in Miami or St Barth right now?
Serious question – are there other relatively SFW sites that have celeb pics?
re: PSA: Kim Kardashian's Charity Auctions Are Bullshit (54 comments)
There’s got to be a fraud case in there somewhere.