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Jesus Christ, the faux logic required to twist your mind into being a Liberal* is just too fucking stupid to even care about.

Stay in school, kids.

*notice the big-el, which signifies a proper noun, because there is absolutely nothing liberal about Liberals. Classical liberals are what we call conservatives. Big-el Liberals are simply authoritarians.

Posted on Mar 11th
re: Christians Hate 'Cosmos?' How Unexpected (95 comments)

It’s a bold position to hate Christians in 2014 America. SO BRAVE!!!

Posted on Feb 12th
re: Kristen Stewart Wrote A Poem (78 comments)

OK that’s pretty good

Posted on Jan 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.29.14 (13 comments)

That’s her psychological support dog, Shug! Aww, Shug carried her for so long, now she’s happy to carry him.

Clearly, she would’ve made a fine Senator.

If a 55yr old white woman is saying things like “get off my dick haterzz!” it means that this scourge of faux-ghetto slang is truly over. Our society will be the better for it.

We can’t use the term slave in a jokey way now? Every culture on Earth had slaves at one time or another. Sigh…now that I think about it I honestly don’t give a fuck. Get outraged all you want.

Posted on Jan 13th
re: Joanna Krupa Bikini Photos: Backyard Pool In Miami (1 comments)

Where did that tramp stamp come from? Bad move.

I’m pumped.

Posted on Dec 12th, 2013
re: I Wonder How The War On Christmas Is Going (130 comments)

Sigh. I know it’s tired to say this but: Aren’t there celebs in bikinis in Miami or St Barth right now?

Serious question – are there other relatively SFW sites that have celeb pics?

Posted on Dec 11th, 2013
re: PSA: Kim Kardashian's Charity Auctions Are Bullshit (54 comments)

There’s got to be a fraud case in there somewhere.