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“If Lady GaGa’s going to start showing up at ball games, she should at least have the decency to recognize one of the oldest and most cardinal rules of the game: Keep it boring as shit. ”

This is why is visit this blog all the time. The ONLY blog that makes me laugh out loud.

She has a great body, but this means that her face will never improve. I mean, some girls look better when they lose weight because some fat is in their face, but her face is clearly a bit tubby no matter what. And, no, that is not baby fat. I’m her age, I spend all my time with girls her age; we are done with baby fat.

Yea, it’s hard to get fatter than Kelly Clarkson…

Vanity Fair, not Vogue. Vogue is a mildly classy magazine, Vanity Fair is absolute sensationalist dreck. I fucking hate it. Just the thought of Vanity Fair pisses me off.

He’s referring to this obnoxious person who posts here frequently talking about how Asian women are the best race. Settle down.

For some reason I’m attracted to the Superficial Writer. He’s funny, and I can pretend he’s really cute. Come over to my house, Fishy, I’m a 34D.

hahahahaha

Nah, that’s just because Rumer looks like Bruce… I feel really sorry for girls that will always be more ugly than their moms. Getting prettier than your mom is one of the best things about growing up- the old hag just gets more and more bitter and grounds you more and more… Not that I’m talking about personal experience or anything…

They add curves with Photoshop. They do it with Miranda Kerr too. Not that I’m against skinny girls, but that would be why she “doesn’t look skinny” here. Also, who knows when these pictures were taken. She may have lost more weight since then.

IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND NEWS ABOUT A CELEBRITY I’VE ACTUALLY HEARD OF BEFORE?