re: Lindsay Lohan Wears Underwear? That's Not How You Prostitute... (42 comments)
Well, DUIna outdid herself once again. She filed a massive life insurance claim on Linds. Three doctors (one competent) actually declared her dead. She came to in the morgue, guzzled all the formaldehyde, smashed all the Pyrex and staggered outside, stole the hearse and crashed into the Collusco Lesbico Italian lesbian bar. No life insurance payout. Now DUIna’s suing the doctors. Tra la la la la. Another day in Lindsayland.