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Posted on Feb 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.14.14 (21 comments)

Billie Jean King! I’m a huge fan!

Posted on Feb 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.14.14 (11 comments)

“Hey look, it’s a plant growing out of the sidewalk. What a scoop!”

Posted on Dec 21st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.19.13 (22 comments)

“This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Hawn.”

Posted on Dec 21st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.19.13 (11 comments)

Kneel before Fez…

Posted on Dec 21st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.19.13 (6 comments)

Dude, I’m not taking any fucking pill okay. Stop following me or I’ll call the cops.

Posted on Dec 21st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.19.13 (24 comments)

Damn. If it wasn’t for the haunted womb, I’d nail that.

Posted on Dec 21st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.19.13 (9 comments)

“Sorry sweetie. Daddy’s tire-d. *calls Owen Wilson* …Dude I’ve just written our new movie!”

Posted on Dec 21st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.19.13 (15 comments)

“the doctor put this on me so I wouldn’t scratch the wound.”

Posted on Dec 21st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.19.13 (18 comments)

Begin the de-raisining of Arnold Shwarzenegger… *pulls lever*

Posted on Dec 21st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.19.13 (9 comments)

“I want all the ham…”