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Posted on May 1st
re: Amanda Bynes Huge Cleavage Twitter Pics (18 comments)

As I sat on the shitter perusing The Superficial on my phone I thought “Holy shit Octomom’s liposuctioned body looks the best it has ever looked!”
I then read that it was Amanda Bynes and simultaneously vomited and shit. The result of which still looked better than where Amanda’s life is at.

Posted on Apr 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.25.13 (9 comments)

Either needs a hedge trimmer down there or she has a huge cock.
Option 2 is most likely.

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: Amy Markham Bikini Photos: Laguna Beach (16 comments)

The bolted her nipple on in the wrong place. . .

Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.22.12 (30 comments)

AFLAC!!!

Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.22.12 (18 comments)

It’s a camel tongue

Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.22.12 (24 comments)

She’s aging in dog years too…why her boobies so sad?

Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.22.12 (12 comments)

Push, push, puuuuush!! POP!

Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012
re: Kris Jenner's Wonder Woman Nip Slip (37 comments)

They need to be re-bolted…gravity is a bitch

Posted on Oct 18th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.18.12 (21 comments)

“Could someone push my stool in for me?”

Posted on Oct 18th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.18.12 (20 comments)

Herpasaurus, why the long face? And I meant that literally.