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Posted on May 1st, 2013
re: Amanda Bynes Huge Cleavage Twitter Pics (19 comments)

As I sat on the shitter perusing The Superficial on my phone I thought “Holy shit Octomom’s liposuctioned body looks the best it has ever looked!”
I then read that it was Amanda Bynes and simultaneously vomited and shit. The result of which still looked better than where Amanda’s life is at.

Posted on Apr 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.25.13 (9 comments)

Either needs a hedge trimmer down there or she has a huge cock.
Option 2 is most likely.

Posted on Apr 3rd, 2013
re: Amy Markham Bikini Photos: Laguna Beach (16 comments)

The bolted her nipple on in the wrong place. . .

Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.22.12 (30 comments)

AFLAC!!!

Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.22.12 (18 comments)

It’s a camel tongue

Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.22.12 (24 comments)

She’s aging in dog years too…why her boobies so sad?

Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.22.12 (12 comments)

Push, push, puuuuush!! POP!

Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012
re: Kris Jenner's Wonder Woman Nip Slip (42 comments)

They need to be re-bolted…gravity is a bitch

Posted on Oct 18th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.18.12 (21 comments)

“Could someone push my stool in for me?”

Posted on Oct 18th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.18.12 (20 comments)

Herpasaurus, why the long face? And I meant that literally.