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Girl Imma be wifeing you so hard. Is you gonna marry me or what?

It was about halfway through that I realized the part after the quote wasn’t intended to be read like Isaac Hayes singing Shaft.

Posted on Apr 17th, 2013
re: Holy Shit, The New 'Man of Steel' Trailer (41 comments)

Yeah that really bugged me. The movie LOOKS good, and Cavill LOOKS like superman, but his acting seems really wooden, which is odd because I know he’s a good actor.

Posted on Apr 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.11.13 (34 comments)

This is a man who knows how to keep himself recognized.

Posted on Apr 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.10.12 (14 comments)

Fuck caterpillars, those are Metapods.

Posted on Apr 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.10.12 (39 comments)

In every picture like this there’s someone with eyes. I’m not very good at these.

Maybe the ghost was fondling her while she stared at Depp and she misunderstood it.

With a token white guy in the back

Posted on Mar 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.22.13 (15 comments)

I’m getting the feeling most people can’t distinguish size from penis imprints, so they side with big dick jokes. Which, really, I’m ok with.

Posted on Mar 22nd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.22.13 (5 comments)

What’s with people and oversized, ugly sunglasses? Is it like how people love fat/ugly animals?