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Girl Imma be wifeing you so hard. Is you gonna marry me or what?

It was about halfway through that I realized the part after the quote wasn’t intended to be read like Isaac Hayes singing Shaft.

Yeah that really bugged me. The movie LOOKS good, and Cavill LOOKS like superman, but his acting seems really wooden, which is odd because I know he’s a good actor.

This is a man who knows how to keep himself recognized.

Fuck caterpillars, those are Metapods.

In every picture like this there’s someone with eyes. I’m not very good at these.

Maybe the ghost was fondling her while she stared at Depp and she misunderstood it.

With a token white guy in the back

I’m getting the feeling most people can’t distinguish size from penis imprints, so they side with big dick jokes. Which, really, I’m ok with.

What’s with people and oversized, ugly sunglasses? Is it like how people love fat/ugly animals?