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“So you want extensions……in the front? I guess I’ll give it a shot but I ain’t promising anything, girl.”

“SALAD!”

“I’m not exactly thrilled about this either, but it ain’t gonna suck itself.”

The only thing he watches when she leaves the house is himself crying in the mirror.

“Elin spelled backwards is Nile? This changes everything, Tigey. EVERYTHING!”

That is an odd reaction to alcohol. First beer?

I think I just heard her mom hit the floor.

When I read the transcript, this is pretty much exactly how I pictured it going. Except for the end. Her husband pretty much denying knowing her was hilarious.

Also, her lie about being pregnant and needing to pee was amazing. If she used that lie to bolt away it would have made sense, but iit ultimately served no purpose at all other than to be a lie.

“So Kanye, was it worth it?”

In these tumultuous times, Christina Hendricks’s cleavage reminds me that we’re all gonna be okay.