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Posted at 3:39am
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (8 comments)

“If i may say, that is a very distinguished outfit, ma’am.”

“Jeeves, fetch my icepacks!”

“Problem solved, ma’am.”

Posted at 3:35am
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (15 comments)

Well, Pacific Ocean, it was a good run.

Posted at 3:33am
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (27 comments)

Someone threw a bottle of tanning oil and a picture of Milton Berle in the Weird Science machine and this is what came out.

Posted at 3:30am
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (10 comments)

“Oh, Will dear, when did ‘Arry go to Vegas again?”

Posted on Jun 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.30.14 (12 comments)

“No fair! She wasn’t supposed to fight back!”

“That was Tyler Perry, sir.”

Posted on Jun 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.30.14 (29 comments)

“Jonah, seriously, no matter how many engagement ring stores we window shop, it’s not happening.”

Posted on May 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.19.14 (17 comments)

Woo-hah! Got ya all in check! (Except you, blood sugar.)

Posted on Apr 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.1.14 (8 comments)

The lady just asked him to remind her of the last time he was relevant.

Posted on Feb 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (21 comments)

“I know Leonardo.”

“Two ninja turtles know each other? I’m shocked.”

Posted on Feb 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.10.14 (14 comments)

There’s only one telltale sign that Hef caught an STD from sharing whores with Walt Disney back in the day. This is the first time it’s been caught on film.