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Posted on Nov 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (8 comments)

He’s really going for the “male Bruce Jenner” look.

Posted on Nov 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (4 comments)

Pictured: The exact moment ebola became a supervirus.

Posted on Nov 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (16 comments)

All the costumes in the world, and she goes with “Eddie Furlong”?

Posted on Oct 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.6.14 (17 comments)

“Mario. Elizabeth. Great to see you two.”

Posted on Aug 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (30 comments)

“Who the fuck carries a salt cube?”

Posted on Aug 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (4 comments)

Here’s your ticket. Just let me get my hazmat suit and I’ll be right there to park your Previously-Eradicated-Disease-Mobile.

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.4.14 (10 comments)

“Control yourself and you’ll get through this, Michael. Baseball… Your parents having sex…Judy Dench… A brand new chamois. DAMMIT, MICHAEL!”

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.4.14 (22 comments)

“All I said was ‘Hello, Mr. DiCaprio’, and he bolted. What’s his deal?”

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (12 comments)

“Thank you everyone! Address all further questions to Ms. Dunham here.”

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (12 comments)

Her gin blossoms have become sentient and begun sending messages.