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Posted on Apr 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.1.14 (8 comments)

The lady just asked him to remind her of the last time he was relevant.

Posted on Feb 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (21 comments)

“I know Leonardo.”

“Two ninja turtles know each other? I’m shocked.”

Posted on Feb 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.10.14 (14 comments)

There’s only one telltale sign that Hef caught an STD from sharing whores with Walt Disney back in the day. This is the first time it’s been caught on film.

Posted on Feb 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.10.14 (11 comments)

“Only six months into the relationship and I almost made direct eye contact with her. Man, close call…”

Posted on Feb 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.10.14 (10 comments)

Proof that the technology from Face/Off exists, and Christian Bale and David Arquette were the first test subjects.

Posted on Feb 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.10.14 (19 comments)

“I need to tell you a secret, honey. I almost had an affair with a younger woman.”
“And you changed your mind because you love me?”
“No, turns out I’m really unappealing to anyone under 65.”

Posted on Feb 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.4.14 (7 comments)

“I loved you on Britain’s Got Talent.”

“You did a great job busing my table last night.”

Posted on Jan 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.27.14 (14 comments)

The Dog Frosted Tips-perer.

Posted on Jan 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.28.14 (10 comments)

“Goddammit, I can never remember this. Remind me, do I write Pitt-Jolie, or Jolie-Pitt?”

Posted on Jan 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.22.14 (33 comments)

Down the line, when someone asks “Why was it Hulk Hogan and Dog the Bounty Hunter fist fought each other to the death?” you can just show them this photo.