re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (3 comments)
Here’s your ticket. Just let me get my hazmat suit and I’ll be right there to park your Previously-Eradicated-Disease-Mobile.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.4.14 (10 comments)
“Control yourself and you’ll get through this, Michael. Baseball… Your parents having sex…Judy Dench… A brand new chamois. DAMMIT, MICHAEL!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.4.14 (22 comments)
“All I said was ‘Hello, Mr. DiCaprio’, and he bolted. What’s his deal?”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (12 comments)
“Thank you everyone! Address all further questions to Ms. Dunham here.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (12 comments)
Her gin blossoms have become sentient and begun sending messages.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (24 comments)
“Usher sends the best couriers!!!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (10 comments)
“If i may say, that is a very distinguished outfit, ma’am.”
“Jeeves, fetch my icepacks!”
“Problem solved, ma’am.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (15 comments)
Well, Pacific Ocean, it was a good run.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (30 comments)
Someone threw a bottle of tanning oil and a picture of Milton Berle in the Weird Science machine and this is what came out.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (11 comments)
“Oh, Will dear, when did ‘Arry go to Vegas again?”