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Posted on Oct 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.6.14 (17 comments)

“Mario. Elizabeth. Great to see you two.”

Posted on Aug 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (30 comments)

“Who the fuck carries a salt cube?”

Posted on Aug 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (3 comments)

Here’s your ticket. Just let me get my hazmat suit and I’ll be right there to park your Previously-Eradicated-Disease-Mobile.

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.4.14 (10 comments)

“Control yourself and you’ll get through this, Michael. Baseball… Your parents having sex…Judy Dench… A brand new chamois. DAMMIT, MICHAEL!”

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.4.14 (22 comments)

“All I said was ‘Hello, Mr. DiCaprio’, and he bolted. What’s his deal?”

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (12 comments)

“Thank you everyone! Address all further questions to Ms. Dunham here.”

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (12 comments)

Her gin blossoms have become sentient and begun sending messages.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (24 comments)

“Usher sends the best couriers!!!”

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (10 comments)

“If i may say, that is a very distinguished outfit, ma’am.”

“Jeeves, fetch my icepacks!”

“Problem solved, ma’am.”

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (15 comments)

Well, Pacific Ocean, it was a good run.