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…. and then Hostess declared bankruptcy

Book launch party? No, boob lunch party, you sillies!

Drunk, unemployed and writing mash letters to Peter Jackson is no way to spend time in Spain.

No matter where Maria goes, she’s always being photo-bombed by David Crosby

Toby MacGuire not regretting for one minute his recent move to Colorado … or was it Washington? Eh, just roll another, who cares?

On the old lady scale, more bangable than Madonna, and won’t suck the life force out of your children, either.

The Joker had a sister?

It sucks to be the King … of Arizona, that is ….

Three of the people in this photograph are fantasizing about having sex with Ashton Kutcher and liking it [Hint: the blond isn't one of them].

Wax on the nipples? What the hell is this, a Dallas strip joint during the eighties?