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Why, thank you.

Yep, she’s wearing a tent. With an emergency exit.

You nailed it.

When a skinny kid wants to look manly, he makes the men around him wear ridiculous outfits.

She’s 45. At her age, it’s either skinny with a boney cleavage, or fat with cellulitis. It’s a difficult choice.

Her boobs are not speaking to each other.

Trent Mays’ apology is a joke. ‘No pictures should have been taken’… Who took them, who posed for them. I’m glad he got a year extra.

As I understand, 16 more kids are going to be investigated and a grand jury will decide what to do about those morons.

He used to be hot. And then suddenly- he wasn’t.

He looks like Hugh Heffner.