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“I said, ‘Gimme back my fucking headband!’”

Hey cowboy, where’s the biker, the cop, and the Indian chief?

What kind of chess is this? The guy on the left has an extra piece.

You know what’s great about JWoww? Me neither.

“I’d be glad to show you my ankle-rests!”

This ‘Encino Woman’ remake looks pretty low budget.

Don’tshowgirl.

What’s with the dude in the foreground? Is it Bob Guccione tribute night?

I thought that was Gwyneth Paltrow. And I thought the previous one was Jenny McCarthy. The ol’ eyesight must be going. I guess I should have cut back on the masturbating. This picture should help.

I support Marky in his determination to keep the terrorists at bay, because if they win, they’ll cover up chicks on the beach and we won’t have pics like this.