re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.18.13 (6 comments)
What’s “Tokarev” about? A funeral director with Bell’s Palsy?
re: Kim Kardashian's Baby Was So Early She Didn't Have A Name Ready Is The Latest Horseshit (28 comments)
I bet it’s not the news cycle, I bet they’re trying to cook up a name that can be trademarked for commercial use, like Pat Riley did with “threepeat.” If the name ends up being something “unique,” that’ll be the reason.
re: Kanye West's 'American Psycho' Short Film Starring Scott Disick Is F*cking Awful (36 comments)
I enjoyed the clip because I have kind of a scraggly beard, and I could pretend it was me killing Scott Disick. With a mouthful of helium.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.17.13 (7 comments)
“Yeah, buddy, real funny, real funny. No, she didn’t cut off my pair long before she cut off her pair.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.17.13 (25 comments)
Is it Crop Over already? Gosh, where does the time go.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.31.13 (13 comments)
She’s listing to starboard.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.31.13 (12 comments)
“Hee-YAH! Lance Armstrong was right! This type of bike seat feels *exactly* like a rim job!”
re: Amanda Bynes Is A Master of Stealth (16 comments)
Bo(i)ng, bo(i)ng, bo(i)ng …
re: Heidi Klum Got Attacked By Topless Protesters (31 comments)
I suspect the kind of gal willing to charge an armed man topless in the Arctic might not have the same body type as the kind of gal willing to mince around topless on a stage with Heidi Klum.
re: There Is.. Another.. Bieber Baby (33 comments)
How about this? “He wouldn’t have gotten her pregnant if after dinner he’d had a Brownie Obsession®.”