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Posted on Sep 11th
re: Papa, What's Porn? A Very Special Bertney Story (33 comments)

This was beauty. And it’s made me a better man. I have let go of my long-standing plan to murder the writers of Caillou, now that I see that their sole cosmic purpose was to prepare the way for Fish’s Bertney Stories.

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (12 comments)

Well, now that I think about it, I guess Robot Hand actually does go with Botox Face.

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (10 comments)

“Go into the light … there is peace and serenity in the light … “

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (23 comments)

Somewhere, there’s an Oakland Raider missing a sideline jacket.

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (42 comments)

With any luck, Paz de la Huerta is one of her followers and will think this is the newest thing.

Posted on Sep 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (32 comments)

“Fresh Fit”! Well, except for one vowel.

Posted on Sep 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (12 comments)

She’s going back for botox on the other side next week.

Posted on Sep 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (12 comments)

Australia? Don’t leave until you’ve enjoyed a favorite local pastime—diving for blue-ringed octopus! They’re a little squirmy, though, so if you spot one, make sure to grab a hold with both hands.

Posted on Sep 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (12 comments)

She must have the strongest wrists on earth.

Posted on Sep 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (17 comments)

Left side, from back to front: brunette, brunette, cute guy (not visible), blonde, blonde.