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I wish people wouldn’t do things like this. Not because it’s disgusting. It’s just that the farther out the edge goes, the harder Miley Cyrus will have to try in order to look “edgy,” and I don’t really want to hear about her wallowing in a pit of offal with a fiber optic camera up her asshole.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: We Live In A World Where George Clooney Is Married (29 comments)

Huh. I’m going to have to revise my worldview. Apparently the Road of Excess also leads to the Prison Camp of Stupidity.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (11 comments)

(Psst, you guys—she’s wearing brass knuckles!)

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (11 comments)

You look beautiful, Brooke! Beautiful!

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (8 comments)

Selfie? Or the last thing Hugh will see before the pillow goes over his face?

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (25 comments)

I think I might have to watch this match. In super slo-mo.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (17 comments)

I take it, then, that for fading bubblegum pop stars the equivalent of playing the state fair is selling underwear in Denmark.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (24 comments)

I would just like to thank Photo Boy for cropping this picture, which I assume shows those stupid desert boots.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (13 comments)

She’s just spotted Rob Schneider.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (14 comments)

Well, now we know why it isn’t his butthole that’s itchy.