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Posted on Oct 27th, 2011
re: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Offered Another Million Dollars (83 comments)

The new Lohan casting from FleshLight will be called “There is an Echo in Here and it itches.”

When is Jimmy Hendrix and Janice Joplin scheduled to play?

Posted on Oct 19th, 2011
re: Obama Hates The Kardashians (63 comments)

Who would know?
Do they speak english?

Posted on Oct 19th, 2011
re: Obama Hates The Kardashians (63 comments)

Everybody knows watching t.v takes away from Teleprompter Training 101.
Duh.

Posted on Oct 13th, 2011
re: Gwyneth Paltrow is Limber And Other News (38 comments)

When I see pics of her I’m always reminded of that cat in the old tuna fish commercials.

Posted on Oct 13th, 2011
re: Sara Leal Has Morals, You Guys (128 comments)

Looks like Charlie and Tiger missed one.
They got gap shot by a hipster, just damn.

Posted on Sep 12th, 2011
re: 0909-the-crap-we-missed-36 (38 comments)

Rachel Maddow minus the feces.

Her cleavage resembles an aircraft carrier deck assembled to cradle bent watermelons.

Posted on Sep 1st, 2011
re: And Now For Your Pretentious Celebrity Vegan Quote of The Day (81 comments)

He left out his craving for meat whistles and skin flutes.

Posted on Sep 1st, 2011
re: Oscar De La Hoya Admits Drag Photos Were Him The Whole Time (45 comments)

Na, just a disguise for a SS card & drivers license.
No bueno.