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Posted on Apr 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (17 comments)

is he sipping bellini while caressing a male escort? pure class.

Posted on Mar 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.26.14 (28 comments)

Mike has finally decided to take that face tattoo off. Good for him.

Posted on Mar 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.26.14 (31 comments)

Oh, I see she’s doing German porn now.

Posted on Mar 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.24.14 (18 comments)

It’s nice to see RenĂ©e Zellweger being so nice to Anne Hathaway.

Posted on Mar 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.25.14 (33 comments)

“Nah, they ain’t bigger yet”

Posted on Mar 14th
re: Bertney's Smurkurr (12 comments)

I had a Smurkurr once. Now I have mixed feelings about it.

Posted on Mar 6th
re: Teresa Giudice: 'Just Dance' Fashion Show (6 comments)

I can’t believe God allows human beings like this to exist as children.

Posted on Oct 25th, 2013
re: Bertney And The Belly (24 comments)

Alice Munro ain’t got shit on you, Fish.

Posted on Oct 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.23.13 (7 comments)

Bet 1M that Rockstar based GTA V Trevor on him.

Posted on Oct 17th, 2013
re: Bertney Takes A Bus Ride (23 comments)

I would like to read the rest of it on the New Yorker, please.