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I’d rather prison be very hard on him over him taking the easy route and killing himself.

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (12 comments)

‘99 Homeless’

There. Fixed it.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (141 comments)

Ha! I’m not sure I should be proud of this fact, but I’ve been visiting this site longer than you’ve been writing it. Thanks for doin’ what you do, mister. I enjoy your ramblings immensely.

Happy copper anniversary!
*Raises a plastic glass of orange juice.*

Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (26 comments)

Completely unrelated to the comments above, I think she should play Thorn Havestar in the long-delayed, live-action “Bone” movie. She looks the part and can kick serious ass as well.

Posted on Aug 13th
re: There's A $10,000 Reward For This Douche (89 comments)

“ALPHA MALE” should be hyphenated.

Too bad the grammar police didn’t pick up on this sooner, they could have arrested him and avoided this entire mess.

*adjusts polka-dot bow tie*

Posted on Aug 5th
re: Chloe Grace Moretz Is In A Bikini (14 comments)

^This, wholeheartedly.

Posted on Aug 5th
re: Chloe Grace Moretz Is In A Bikini (14 comments)

Dear Hollywood,

Please, don’t fuck her up. She seems like a good one.


Posted on Apr 15th
re: And Now For Something Completely Different (14 comments)

So, so good!
This site gets me right in the feels.

Thank you for this, sir.

Posted on Apr 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.9.14 (18 comments)

“Stop lookin’ at me SWAN!”