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Posted on Apr 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.12.13 (15 comments)

Never occurred to me that “tall” could ever be a way to describe a woman’s ass.

Kinda looks like a creepy dude you‘d have to shield your kids from by the motel pool.

Posted on Jan 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.14.13 (36 comments)

THIS!!!

Posted on Jan 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.14.13 (18 comments)

The Ricky Martin app.
Just rub your finger on the penis and the serenade begins.

Posted on Jan 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.14.13 (38 comments)

Vageleton.
No wait, Vajawna.
Um, Skullgina?

Posted on Jan 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.15.13 (21 comments)

Andrew Dice Melted-Soy-Candle

Posted on Jan 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.15.13 (18 comments)

Impressive red carpet poise.

Posted on Dec 16th, 2012
re: The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.51 (3 comments)

My first reaction was “How in the hell did I not notice how small Wolverine’s hands were before now?” My second reaction was “That dude with the tiny hands JAMMED UNDER HUGH JACKMAN’S ARM deserves an elbow to the face!”

Posted on Dec 12th, 2012
re: 'Man Of Steel' Has A New Trailer (25 comments)

Sorry… clicked the wrong thumb.

Fish, why you no let thumb unclick?

Posted on Dec 7th, 2012
re: Claudia Galanti Bikini Photos: Miami (13 comments)

OMG! TOTALLY WOULD
…look into investing in a StairMaster, if I were her.