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Posted at 3:18pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (10 comments)

Winner!

Posted at 3:14pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (10 comments)

Every time MTV played Locomotion, that was my queue to jerk it.

Posted at 3:12pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (15 comments)

Winner!

Posted at 2:39pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (11 comments)

She’s got a nice backyard.

Posted at 2:27pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (12 comments)

We gotta go, they are serving sushi.

Posted at 2:22pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (19 comments)

So you want me to get you into the Roxbury?

Posted at 2:09pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (17 comments)

Generous amounts of white powder have been applied to the eyes to conceal her wrinkles…..they should have applied some powder below her tits too.

Posted at 1:58pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (22 comments)

Everyone hop on the Valtrex carousel.

Posted at 1:57pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (22 comments)

Johnny Depp is now a wagon burning, corn eating bastard.

Posted at 1:56pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (17 comments)

I prefer her in a bikini….I eagerly await a nip slip.