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I could love her for five, ten minutes tops, maybe.

Here’s a little secret Hollywierd; DON’T GET MARRIED!

All the next guy needs to do is tie a board to his ass, bring a flashlight and pith helmet and he is good to go.

FYI: Squidward is a cephalopod

I’m with you. Is it? I used the zoom function and still can’t tell.

C’mon, it’s useful; it will fit a keg of beer so you don’t have to lug the thing around.

Whine whine whine. All they had to do was either refuse them entry or kick them out. They would get better press by doing that.

She’s only devastated because she got caught.

What about one of those paint sprayers?

**need

Damn keyboard