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Posted on Aug 1st, 2012
re: Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News (10 comments)

I could love her for five, ten minutes tops, maybe.

Posted on Jul 27th, 2012
re: Rupert Sanders' Dad Blames Kristen Stewart For Being Pretty (59 comments)

Here’s a little secret Hollywierd; DON’T GET MARRIED!

Posted on Jul 27th, 2012
re: Madonna Bails After 45 Minute Concert, French Call Her A 'Slut' (71 comments)

All the next guy needs to do is tie a board to his ass, bring a flashlight and pith helmet and he is good to go.

Posted on Jul 26th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.26.12 (30 comments)

FYI: Squidward is a cephalopod

Posted on Jul 26th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.26.12 (25 comments)

I’m with you. Is it? I used the zoom function and still can’t tell.

Posted on Jul 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.25.12 (36 comments)

C’mon, it’s useful; it will fit a keg of beer so you don’t have to lug the thing around.

Posted on Jul 25th, 2012
re: Lindsay Lohan's Mom Ripped Off A Charity Dinner (35 comments)

Whine whine whine. All they had to do was either refuse them entry or kick them out. They would get better press by doing that.

She’s only devastated because she got caught.

Posted on Jul 24th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.24.12 (33 comments)

What about one of those paint sprayers?

Posted on Jul 24th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.24.12 (33 comments)

**need

Damn keyboard