re: Farrah Abraham's New Implants Had A Pool Party (36 comments)
Creeps and whores, that sounds like my kind of place!
re: You Don't Masturbate To Your Porno, Farrah. Shut Up. (43 comments)
Call me crazy, but I would fuck the fuck out of this fucking dumb fuck.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.13.13 (32 comments)
No wonder he sold the Star Wars franchise. He needed to feed this thing.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.13.13 (26 comments)
I’d imagine that those nipples are the size of Village Inn pancakes. But with more hair.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.7.13 (26 comments)
“then I was like ‘I’m keepin’ your SIM card’ but the coolest pat of the day is when Mom came home from the store with Toaster Strudel”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.5.13 (24 comments)
Honestly, I love cute fat chicks. And she’s funny so that’s cool too. I would totally get all over that.
re: Amanda Bynes Tweets Topless Photos (12 comments)
Ready for the “sex tape”. Maybe when she runs out of money.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.16.13 (22 comments)
That is the worst sweater I’ve ever seen Axl wear
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.9.13 (23 comments)
David Spade really knows how to party!
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.9.13 (35 comments)
I’m surprised those aren’t Velcro strap shoes.