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Posted on Feb 12th
re: Kristen Stewart Wrote A Poem (78 comments)

“Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out”
By the sounds of it, I do believe she’s a squirter.

Posted on Dec 13th, 2013
re: I Wonder How The War On Christmas Is Going (130 comments)

Scored an ‘INCOMPLETE’ in Sarcasm 101.

Posted on Dec 13th, 2013
re: I Wonder How The War On Christmas Is Going (130 comments)

Shit, even Buddy Christ has a little pigment in his complexion

Posted on Dec 13th, 2013
re: Sharni Vinson Bikini Photos: Sydney, Australia (4 comments)

I’ve seen better ass on ‘Naked and Afraid’.

Posted on Nov 26th, 2013
re: Kanye West Thinks He Can Make People Stop Buying Louis Vuitton (32 comments)

I hope you didn’t just type up that joke while in black face. People will flip the fuck out!

Posted on Nov 20th, 2013
re: George Zimmerman's Guns Just Got Taken Away (108 comments)

Pretty insightful for a Texan.

Posted on Nov 20th, 2013
re: George Zimmerman's Guns Just Got Taken Away (108 comments)

If either one of them had called the cops before the whole incident happened we wouldn’t even have to argue about it because both of them probably would have been either beat or shot and then the whole story would have just been lost in a 24 hour news cycle.

Posted on Oct 11th, 2013
re: Miley Cyrus Ass Has A Wedgie, Too (24 comments)

I believe that’s the definition of “overbite”.

Posted on Oct 11th, 2013
re: Miley Cyrus Ass Has A Wedgie, Too (24 comments)

Looks like it’s riding up a bit

Yes, I would love to see them drenched in each other’s squirt juice.