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Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.17.14 (9 comments)

“J Law doesn’t know about the Single White Female remake yet, right? I want it to be a surprise!”

Posted on Mar 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.21.14 (6 comments)

Hey! I know who this…oh. Right. I’ll see myself out.

Posted on Mar 21st
re: Karina Jelinek & Paz Cornu Bikini Photos: Miami (1 comments)

This makes me want to be a better man.

Posted on Feb 5th
re: Elizabeth Hurley: Hot Pink Party (1 comments)

I wouldn’t mind sneaking into her oval office.

Posted on Feb 4th
re: Kelly Brook Giving David McIntosh A Boner (8 comments)

I suspect there’s some serious back and forth boob envy going on in that household.

Posted on Jan 11th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.11.12 (6 comments)

Well, most unflattering.
Sans the Final Five of course.

Posted on Jan 11th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.11.12 (6 comments)

On the whole, this may be the ugliest TCWM gallery every.

Posted on Jan 10th, 2012
re: Blue Ivy Came Out Of Beyonce's Vagina (70 comments)

Rumor is they used a surrogate. That’s why you’ve never seen her preggers outside of the VMAs. Also why they blocked off a whole hospital floor.

Posted on Dec 7th, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.7.11 (23 comments)

I just pre’ed a little.

Posted on Dec 7th, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.7.11 (13 comments)

Wow, I think I’ve just seen Jesus.
…And even He does not have an ass like this.