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Well, most unflattering.
Sans the Final Five of course.

On the whole, this may be the ugliest TCWM gallery every.

Rumor is they used a surrogate. That’s why you’ve never seen her preggers outside of the VMAs. Also why they blocked off a whole hospital floor.

I just pre’ed a little.

Wow, I think I’ve just seen Jesus.
…And even He does not have an ass like this.

Tony Stark be damned… This may not end well.

I would not assume that she is capable of using Foursquare, let alone a smartphone, but if she was, I’d bet money she’s the presiding Mayor of “the short bus.”

Judging by the expression and that probing left hand, looks like she just discovered the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS.

I would treat that trick!

There’s truly nothing in this world that brings a smile to a father’s face quite like sharing a moment with your daughter as she headlines the “Women in Cages” exhibit. Well done brother, well done.