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Posted on Sep 4th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.3.13 (17 comments)

More life force, honey??

Posted on Oct 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.2.12 (19 comments)

Tuck that shirt in, young man.
And pull your pants up past your waist.

Posted on Aug 24th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.24.12 (79 comments)

Kim Kardashian channeling Nicki Minaj.

Jennifer Aniston on the set of “We’re the Milkers”…

Posted on May 16th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.16.12 (35 comments)

He’s a member at my gym, and honestly, his prick is only average. But his balls are ENORMOUS!!

Posted on May 4th, 2012
re: The Crap I Missed - Friday 5.4.12 (18 comments)

At 49, they’re no longer duck lips…they’re denture spasms.

Posted on May 1st, 2012
re: The Crap I Missed - Monday 4.30.12 (17 comments)

It’s ok honey, as long as you’re not in heat, he’s fine.

Posted on May 1st, 2012
re: The Crap I Missed - Monday 4.30.12 (40 comments)

Kanye! Pull your pants up and let’s go.

Posted on Mar 27th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.27.12 (19 comments)

I yelled, “Tree!!”, but she didn’t hear me.

Posted on Mar 26th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.26.12 (26 comments)

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