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Posted on Sep 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.12.14 (24 comments)

“The one from the Hunger Games?”

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (9 comments)

“Does it get out octogenarian blood stains?”

Posted on Sep 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.5.14 (22 comments)

“I’ve… seen things you people wouldn’t believe… “

Posted on Sep 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.5.14 (20 comments)

Well, it turns out you’re sober, and you have a sperm count of 22 million per milliliter.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.26.14 (24 comments)

He’s a multimillionaire and buys a cheap copy of a Les Paul?

I don’t know why but this annoys the heck out of me.

“Umm, is that lady dressed as a candy corn?”

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (27 comments)

Casting perfection for the Barney Live Action film.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Lena Dunham: 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (25 comments)

She wins, I can’t think of a joke to top that outfit.

“I love you *so* much!”
“ooh, who is she?”

Posted on Aug 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (27 comments)

You’re a fucking multi-millionaire, hire a designer!