re: Mama June Is Dating A Convicted Child Molester (61 comments)
Money doesn’t just make pussies moist, Brian.
It turns dicks rock hard as well.
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (72 comments)
The most I ever did to my kids was swat their diapered behinds, an act that didn’t cause any physical pain, but it was enough to get their attention.
As to handling tantrums, I would just blow air in their faces which usually stopped the worst of the fits.
I believe in disciplining children, but anyone who hits hard enough to leave bruises, cuts or other marks is a goddamned asshole.
re: Ray Rice Knocks Out Fiance In Elevator Video The NFL Definitely Saw (67 comments)
Maybe if the NFL had fired his ass, it would have taken away the entire motivation she had to marry him in the first place.
Wait. What in the hell do I mean “maybe”…?
re: Joan Rivers: An Awesome Old Cunt Who Didn't Give A Fuck (1933 - 2014) (58 comments)
I won’t dance on her grave, but there is a lot of truth to what you say here.
Her callous attitude toward the dead Palestinians is when she lost me as a fan (although I was never a “fan”; I just didn’t hate her work).
re: Megan Fox: 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' LA Premiere (8 comments)
She is not beautiful.
She has a nice body (although that’s up to debate since she horked out a couple kids).
“Handsome” maybe, because she has a man’s face.
re: Justin Bieber's Still F*cking With Orlando Bloom (39 comments)
So disappointing that Legolas can take out an oliphaunt, but couldn’t drop a stupid cunt.
re: Lana Del Rey F*cked 'A Lot' of Industry People To Get A Record Deal, It Didn't Work (26 comments)
You don’t have to be a conservative to acknowledge that most of the entertainment industry is run by people in power handing out contracts to anyone willing to fuck them.
I’m a bleeding heart liberal and even I know that.
OF COURSE this chick fucked someone to get where she is.
That’s how it fucking works.
re: V. Stiviano's Attacker Has Been Arrested (11 comments)
Wrong, Anexio. Not “cleaver”.
As in, “axe-wound”.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.15.14 (22 comments)
Someone who claimed to be an extra on GoT was anonymously posting in a thread yesterday, answering questions about behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
He claimed Dinklage was actually one of the bigger assholes on the set- always moody and demanding and argumentative.
I know anyone can claim anything online, but dammit the guy who was posting seemed VERY credible.
Depressing if true.
re: Holy Sh*t, The Asia 'Godzilla' Trailer, And Other News (14 comments)
Once again, NEVER ride in a train in a kaiju movie.
That’s the Japanese version of being a Redshirt.