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The country’s prisons are packed with jailed deadbeat dads who used the “why should I pay court-ordered support when I don’t even get to see my kids” excuse.

Then again, Sheen is a) rich and b) a celebrity, so obviously the law doesn’t really apply to him anyway.

Posted on Mar 24th
re: Jesus Christ, Jessica Simpson's Legs (41 comments)

Those look like some incredibly serious charley horses.

Posted on Mar 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (40 comments)

Game of Bones

Posted on Mar 14th
re: Kristin Cavallari Won't Vaccinate Her Kids (155 comments)

People who won’t vaccinate their kids are the same sort of idiots who won’t wear seat belts because they are afraid that if they get into just the right sort of accident under the right sort of conditions then the belt will trap them in their car instead of keeping them from being hurled through the windshield.

Posted on Mar 14th
re: Kristin Cavallari Won't Vaccinate Her Kids (155 comments)

God damn you I wanted to post this.

Posted on Mar 11th
re: Justin Bieber Really Is An Awful Little Shithead (105 comments)

I fear him dying young because that would only make him into an icon, not to mention society would be robbed of his future “Celebrity Boxing” debut.

I’m posting this so Fish sees another sane voice among the conspiracy nuts and the gun fuckers (by which I mean they are fuckers in the sense of being assholes, although they probably also fuck guns as well, because shoving gun barrels up their asses is likely the only way they achieve the tiniest tingle within their obviously miniscule cocks).

Sandy Hook happened because a crazy kid had ready access to an arsenal kept by his crazy mom. He was a gun nut surrounded by guns like a lit match in a room full of dynamite.

School shootings are a direct result of our ridiculously impotent gun laws.

Fuck you, gun nuts. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Posted on Mar 6th
re: Courtney Stodden Bikini Cartwheels (3 comments)

Sideboob should never be seen from the back.

Posted on Feb 4th
re: Barbara Walters Will Defend Woody Allen Now (61 comments)

More like “celebrities defending other celebrities”, Goose.

Posted on Feb 4th
re: LeAnn Rimes Bikini Photos: Hawaii (3 comments)

Is that a tattoo or one of those really gross hairy birthmarks?