re: Miley Cyrus: KIIS FM Jingle Ball 2013 (1 comments)
Must suck having to wear white during that time of the month…
re: Some Girl Justin Bieber Banged Filmed Him Sleeping Then Put It On YouTube (48 comments)
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t fuck his women, just pays them to get naked while he tickles his bean.
re: A U.S. Congresswoman Believes The Biblical End Times Have Started Because Obama (154 comments)
If these End Times nuts are so eager to meet Jeebus, fucking GO already.
I know suicide is a mortal sin to these fanatics, but that doesn’t mean they can’t stop taking their meds or “accidentally” walk too close to a cliff edge or something.
re: Miley Cyrus Lets Terry Richardson Photograph Her Nipples (39 comments)
Daddy probably hit that.
re: Your Family Being Torn Apart By Addiction Gives Justin Bieber The LOLZ (59 comments)
Smart entertainers are typically liberals, yes.
People like Bieber or Ron Howard’s ugly brother or Cliff from Cheers are conservatives.
re: Paula Patton Wanted Robin Thicke To Bang Lana Scolaro, Is 'Chill' (16 comments)
CDaN readers knew this a week ago.
re: Ben Affleck Only Made 'Daredevil' Because He Assumed Schumacher Killed The Batman Movies (13 comments)
I’m sorry, but I like Kevin Smith’s stories.
They’re always entertaining (well, almost; I could do without all the vagina worship he extols upon his wife).
re: Michael Rooker Will Look Like This Next To Bradley Cooper's Talking Raccoon With A Gun (14 comments)
I think we can trust Marvel’s track record much more than DC’s these days.
re: Holy Shit, Adrian Paul Is Immortal In Real Life (22 comments)
Lambert lost all Highlander cred when he did the sequels.
re: Miranda Kerr on 'Fox & Friends' (4 comments)
She does have some vaguely uncanny valley stuff going on there, doesn’t she?