re: Fred Phelps Is Dead (1929 - 2014) (69 comments)
I hope his funeral gets picketed by the gayest a capella group possible, singing everything from “it’s raining men” to “I want to break free”. Talk about a fitting farewell!
re: So This Katy Perry Dating John Mayer Thing Might Be Happening (56 comments)
Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt now Katy Perry… something tells me John Mayer is really into boobs or really into Jennifers.
re: Anne Hathaway Bikini Photos: Miami (7 comments)
So this is what Make A Wish kids look like when they grow up.
re: Bristol Palin Criticizes Obama On Gay Marriage, Says Kids Need Mom And A Dad. Let That Sink In. (169 comments)
I’m guessing we won’t be seeing Bristol Palin do a cameo on Glee. Perhaps “16 and Pregnant” or “Teen Mom”? I hear Sarah Palin has that on a loop in her igloo.
re: Miranda Kerr Bikini Photos: Australia (9 comments)
How do I get that job?
re: Kelly Osbourne's Face Is A Splendor To Behold And Other News (48 comments)
Oh look, it’s the new face of liver failure! Can’t wait for those commercials to air.