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Posted on Mar 20th
re: Fred Phelps Is Dead (1929 - 2014) (69 comments)

I hope his funeral gets picketed by the gayest a capella group possible, singing everything from “it’s raining men” to “I want to break free”. Talk about a fitting farewell!

Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012
re: So This Katy Perry Dating John Mayer Thing Might Be Happening (56 comments)

Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt now Katy Perry… something tells me John Mayer is really into boobs or really into Jennifers.

Posted on May 11th, 2012
re: Anne Hathaway Bikini Photos: Miami (7 comments)

So this is what Make A Wish kids look like when they grow up.

I’m guessing we won’t be seeing Bristol Palin do a cameo on Glee. Perhaps “16 and Pregnant” or “Teen Mom”? I hear Sarah Palin has that on a loop in her igloo.

Posted on Feb 9th, 2012
re: Miranda Kerr Bikini Photos: Australia (9 comments)

How do I get that job?

Posted on Jan 16th, 2012
re: Kelly Osbourne's Face Is A Splendor To Behold And Other News (48 comments)

Oh look, it’s the new face of liver failure! Can’t wait for those commercials to air.