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Posted on Sep 10th
re: Miley Cyrus And The Art of Pineapple Semen (22 comments)

she’s so…so…eloquent.

Posted on May 3rd
re: Screencaps of Miley Cyrus Naked in 'Tongue Tied' (2 comments)

this might be a first, but after seeing these images i think i may have gotten an STD from my computer. thanks a lot.

no way. hitler’s speech, over 9/11 news coverage remixed with the audio of the daniel pearl video. that’s a hit. right there.

Posted on Jul 8th, 2013
re: Gwyneth Paltrow Has No Idea How Skin Cancer Works (51 comments)

i hear the ebola virus is REALLY good for your skin.

Posted on Mar 8th, 2013
re: Justin Bieber Totally Collapsed, You Guys (30 comments)

this is “collapsing on stage”? what a fucking asswipe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7x6WBXomQg

Posted on Mar 8th, 2013
re: Justin Bieber Totally Collapsed, You Guys (30 comments)

in London, if you wear the whole hospital gown, they just don’t treat you. i hope this kid gets run over by a bus.