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Posted on Nov 21st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.20.12 (21 comments)

LEAVE LOVITZ ALONE!! He’s a beautiful, tortured freakshow who will rise from the decomposed ashes of his mutilated career! You’ll see! YOU’LL ALL SEE!!!

Posted on Nov 8th, 2012
re: Lady Gaga Topless Bikini Photos: Rio de Janeiro (3 comments)

She has makeup on and her hair has been done; are we SURE this isn’t a performance?

Posted on Nov 1st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.1.12 (33 comments)

That is one convincing January Jones costume

Oh, I get it! She’s the Burger Queen! I can’t believe nobody’s done that before…

That is a very classy Jane Lynch costume.

False. I’m POSITIVE when Bret Easton Ellis mentioned that he’d be a perfect Patrick Bateman, Scott Disick heard, “Christian Bale was SUCH A BADASS in that movie; only Scott Disick is that awesome!” while all the sane people heard, “Scott Disick is just enough of an egomaniacal, sociopathic, materialistic misogynist that he’s a caricature of the nightmarish Patrick Bateman – only he wouldn’t be acting.”

Posted on Oct 29th, 2012
re: Did Alessandra Ambrosio Really Dress Up As A Sexy Nazi? (7 comments)

Exactly what level of Hell will I reach if I say, honestly, that she looks adorable in this picture?

Posted on Oct 16th, 2012
re: Kate Gosselin Just Got Fired From Coupon Cabin (37 comments)

That awkward moment when nobody jumps ship with Kate.

Posted on Oct 16th, 2012
re: The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.42 (9 comments)

Michael Lohan has had a history of kicking his fiancee in the vagina. Therefore, this joke is hilarious.
Have a nice day.

Posted on Oct 16th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.15.12 (26 comments)

HE’S ALIVE!!