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LEAVE LOVITZ ALONE!! He’s a beautiful, tortured freakshow who will rise from the decomposed ashes of his mutilated career! You’ll see! YOU’LL ALL SEE!!!

She has makeup on and her hair has been done; are we SURE this isn’t a performance?

That is one convincing January Jones costume

Oh, I get it! She’s the Burger Queen! I can’t believe nobody’s done that before…

That is a very classy Jane Lynch costume.

False. I’m POSITIVE when Bret Easton Ellis mentioned that he’d be a perfect Patrick Bateman, Scott Disick heard, “Christian Bale was SUCH A BADASS in that movie; only Scott Disick is that awesome!” while all the sane people heard, “Scott Disick is just enough of an egomaniacal, sociopathic, materialistic misogynist that he’s a caricature of the nightmarish Patrick Bateman – only he wouldn’t be acting.”

Exactly what level of Hell will I reach if I say, honestly, that she looks adorable in this picture?

That awkward moment when nobody jumps ship with Kate.

Michael Lohan has had a history of kicking his fiancee in the vagina. Therefore, this joke is hilarious.
Have a nice day.

HE’S ALIVE!!