re: Katie Holmes In Car Accident After Suri Didn't Get A Puppy DAMIEN! CHANGE HER NAME TO DAMIEN! (25 comments)
You don’t need telekinesis to drive a garbage truck in into someone trying to leave your church.
re: Bam Margera at His Bam Margera & Friends Art Exhibition Opening (6 comments)
Even people who actually like CKY don’t wear CKY clothes. It’s been 15 years Bam, you’ve never been enough to promote more than a passing interest in the band, and your influence over idiot teens is at an all time low.