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It’s ok to offend black people but dear god, let’s not offend the gays. Fuck you all, man.

He can say “nigs” but I can’t say “fag”? What the fuck.

Holy fuckin’ shit. :▲○

Posted on May 17th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.15.15 (8 comments)

Oh my god, I almost shat myself laughing

Bravo, Mr Smackup. Bravo.

Fix the god damned thumbs, man.

God damn it I agree. I did enjoy some of the quips, however, it was just too much… I get that he’s a genius billionaire playboy with impenetrable armor and unlimited resources so he can literally do whatever/say whatever he damned well pleases. BUT – with all of that intellect, don’t you think his douche alarm would go off at some point?!?! I mean, c’mon! Like when I go to wear a v-neck shirt – sure, it’s comfy and accentuates my upper body – but what a douche I would be if I actually followed through with the purchase. You know? Or when I find myself putting on excessive friendship bracelets (more than zero), the douche alarm sounds IMMEDIATELY. To me, it just seemed like they let RDJ ad lib his balls off and figured everyone would just eagerly bend over and take his metaphorical doucherod until they squirted all over the theater seats. Maybe I’m just not a big enough nerd… But I was thoroughly disappointed. And yes, I too would fuck the everloving shit out of GOOP.

I second that. (besides the”woman” part.)

Posted on May 2nd, 2013
re: Amanda Bynes Tweets Topless Photos (14 comments)

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