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Posted on Apr 14th
re: Ireland Baldwin: Coachella 2014 (2 comments)

boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants

Posted on Apr 14th
re: Beyonce: Coachella 2014 (4 comments)

WIMBLEDON!

Posted on Apr 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.8.14 (23 comments)

“Ok, next level Nikki, you got this: Toned down my hair, muted all my colors including earth tone make-up. Ok world, here I come..damn. I almost forgot. I have a cartoonishly fake donkey dumper.”

Posted on Mar 31st
re: Louis C.K.'s SNL Monologue Went Over Well (118 comments)

Making fun of a race of people who have no sense of humor is so finite a venture as to render the comedy impotent. It’s like making fun of fire. Christians on the other hand are so diverse in their intellect and dogmatic interpretation, a comic as savvy as Louis can plumb the depths forever. In other words fuck your shitty foreign head-chopping religion. We have chocolate bunnies!!

Posted on Mar 31st
re: Louis C.K.'s SNL Monologue Went Over Well (118 comments)

WE CAN HIT THEM?

Posted on Mar 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.26.14 (28 comments)

“Please boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark.”

Posted on Mar 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.26.14 (28 comments)

sadly nobody but us will get that reference. contemplate this on the tree of woe.

Posted on Mar 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.24.14 (37 comments)

“Who’s the Daddy?” Yup, there’s an app for that.

Posted on Mar 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.12.14 (21 comments)

Fatty you BASTARD.

Posted on Mar 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.11.14 (9 comments)

“Bah… Ram… Ewe…to your breed, your fleece, your stock be true.”