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“Hogwash. What you want is a pillowcase filled with Irish Spring. She’ll get the message and you won’t have to ice down your hands afterwards. Now where’s my trophy motherfuckers?!”

“Ok, I’ve removed the yeast and placed it in a receptacle as instructed. Now what?”

I havent wanted to inflict this much blunt-force trauma on a whore since “2 Girls, 1Cup”.

That moment when you take Kanye’s side. The Papz are fucking vermin. Yeah, yeah, I know all about what a fame whore these two are. But what a miserable existence. I mean, he’s fathering Cthulu for cripes sake. Let the man have a day off.

Fuck ALL your faces, because Mariah STILL gets it.

Fuck ALL your faces, because Mariah STILL gets it.

IMDB claims the official title will be “Ron Burgundy: Goldmember”.

I hope the sequel includes a hefty length of duct tape and a fake Persian rug.

If you Google “pink sock”, you get Kathy Griffin’s Instagram.

Guys I just checked the census reports, and there is a crazy shortage of half-black, illegitimate babies born in the US! ZEITGEIST!