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Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (35 comments)

Jesus, Alec Baldwin is losing his shit big time.

Posted on Dec 7th, 2013
re: On Paul Walker And Driving Like A Shithead (237 comments)

I live in a place where the county put in speed bumps so jackasses had to keep it under 20 in a place where kids play in the street. This also means the firetrucks also can only go 20 mph too. So I am down with you on this one.

We lost 5000 or so in combat in Iraq, but we averaged 30,000 killed on our highways each year during that same time. That’s 210,000 highway deaths from 2003 to 2010.

So yes, we have a problem.

Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.23.13 (12 comments)

“Mr. Secrest needs your socks.”
“Are you kidding, in these pants I’d look like an idiot.”
“Does Mr. Secrest need to come down here and ask you himself?”
“Please, no, here you go.”
“Take this tube of tanning cream, it’s Mr. Secrest’s peresonal brand.”

Well…It is Shark Week…

Posted on Jun 19th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.18.12 (51 comments)

Wait, wasn’t she the villain in “Gem”?

Posted on Jun 10th, 2012
re: So That Lindsay Lohan Accident (42 comments)

Look at the bright side. This is a dry run for when she really does kill herself.

Posted on Apr 13th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.13.12 (18 comments)

Now all he needs is a gray stripe down the middle of his hair and he can spend the rest of his life digitally redoing all of his film and TV roles using cast members from “Glee”.

Posted on Apr 13th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.13.12 (26 comments)

A Lanister would never tap that.

Posted on Feb 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.6.12 (14 comments)

Crack special teams

Posted on Feb 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.6.12 (17 comments)

Randy Travis got his hair styled like Reed Richards for that? No wonder he was drunk.