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I told Kanye a solid 13 was the best I could do. Until we see some numbers, I totally can’t guarantee him a back 9 pick-up.

Every bottle guaranteed to contain 11% Bieber.

Well, the X-Ray specs ended up not being worth all the Bazooka Joe wrappers I collected.

Oddly enough, this IS a jude photo of Jessica Chastain.

In the time is took to shoot this photo, Jessica made three more movies.

This is the greatest geometry problem in history of the SAT’s.

Baby, you’re a firework. Show me how your colors work. Or just a handie will suffice.

Camp Baggins… F**k, I suck at these things. Anyway, Mazel Tov to Frodo and Sam on this big day!

I don’t wanna say Hobbits have big feet, but they’ve never spent a dime on pontoon boats at Camp Higgins. Hey, I kid! I kid!

Do you think The Joker’s had work done?