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Posted on Jun 12th, 2012
re: Kim Kardashian's Cleavage & Kanye West at a Lakers Game (13 comments)

I told Kanye a solid 13 was the best I could do. Until we see some numbers, I totally can’t guarantee him a back 9 pick-up.

Posted on Jun 12th, 2012
re: Selena Gomez at Her Fragrance Launch in NYC (3 comments)

Every bottle guaranteed to contain 11% Bieber.

Posted on Jun 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.11.12 (3 comments)

Well, the X-Ray specs ended up not being worth all the Bazooka Joe wrappers I collected.

Posted on Jun 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.11.12 (15 comments)

Oddly enough, this IS a jude photo of Jessica Chastain.

Posted on Jun 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.11.12 (15 comments)

In the time is took to shoot this photo, Jessica made three more movies.

Posted on Jun 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.11.12 (20 comments)

This is the greatest geometry problem in history of the SAT’s.

Posted on Jun 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.11.12 (22 comments)

Baby, you’re a firework. Show me how your colors work. Or just a handie will suffice.

Posted on Jun 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.11.12 (32 comments)

Camp Baggins… F**k, I suck at these things. Anyway, Mazel Tov to Frodo and Sam on this big day!

Posted on Jun 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.11.12 (32 comments)

I don’t wanna say Hobbits have big feet, but they’ve never spent a dime on pontoon boats at Camp Higgins. Hey, I kid! I kid!

Posted on Jun 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.11.12 (38 comments)

Do you think The Joker’s had work done?