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http://www.vikings.com/team/roster/Chris-Kluwe/57b37a1d-c889-49f8-81b5-5b79eae9a694
I have no idea if these stats are good. Does anyone know what a punter’s stats are supposed to look like?

You will note that, like Robertson, Kluwe’s constitutional rights were also untouched. Surely all of the folks who Stood With Phil for speaking his beliefs will be lining up to defend Chris Kluwe, right? RIGHT? Guys?

Shit, sorry, didn’t mean to interrupt the ‘we don’t understand what freedom of speech means’ circle jerk.

Posted on Jan 2nd
re: Demi Moore In A Bikini: A Cautionary Tale (42 comments)

Stretch marks, not so much scars. I would assume people knew what I meant, but I think a pre-emptive correction will be in order, because the internet.

Posted on Jan 2nd
re: Demi Moore In A Bikini: A Cautionary Tale (42 comments)

Those look a lot like post pregnancy scars. They look a lot better than most people’s who have them. She is still looking pretty banging into her 50s.

Posted on Dec 10th, 2013
re: It's Courtney Stodden Sunbathing Topless (16 comments)

She isn’t going to melt onto that towel, is she?

Posted on May 20th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.20.13 (28 comments)

I am the worst nerd ever. I completely forgot that Mystique was played by JLa.

Just tell her your sperm is a vaccine and she will get rid of the baby lickity split!

Posted on Oct 23rd, 2012
re: The Return of Jon Hamm's Penis (4 comments)

T-Rex Jon Hamm cannot adjust his peener.

Posted on Oct 23rd, 2012
re: Oh, Good, Lindsay Lohan Tweeted The Debate (22 comments)

I’d rather live in a dictatorship than ever hear her opinion on politics ever again. I am not one of those people who thinks celebs should keep it to themselves. Maybe just this sewage pipe.

Posted on Sep 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.25.12 (36 comments)

I’d still hit it hard.