re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.20.13 (28 comments)
I am the worst nerd ever. I completely forgot that Mystique was played by JLa.
re: Jenny McCarthy's Giant Child-Endangering Breasts Wore This And Other News (14 comments)
Just tell her your sperm is a vaccine and she will get rid of the baby lickity split!
re: The Return of Jon Hamm's Penis (4 comments)
T-Rex Jon Hamm cannot adjust his peener.
re: Oh, Good, Lindsay Lohan Tweeted The Debate (22 comments)
I’d rather live in a dictatorship than ever hear her opinion on politics ever again. I am not one of those people who thinks celebs should keep it to themselves. Maybe just this sewage pipe.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.25.12 (36 comments)
I’d still hit it hard.
re: Christina Hendricks: The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (4 comments)
I think he used the ol’ weddng ring trap.