re: Holy Ben Affleck's Butt Crack, Batman! (13 comments)
secret entrance to the Bat Cave.
re: Be A Man And Say 'N-gger' To Samuel L. Jackson Or He Won't Answer Your N-gger Questions (33 comments)
he put just as much into “The Man” as he did “Pulp Fiction”?
i find that hard to believe.
re: Now We’re Supposed To Believe Tom Cruise Is Banging Malin Akerman’s Sister. Her Female Sister. (10 comments)
the premier was in Stockholm? As in the syndrome?
it all fits.
re: Getting Arrested 'Exacerbated' Lindsay Lohan's Pneumonia That She Doesn't Have (35 comments)
i cant imagine why her arrest would cause her stress. she gets arrested all the time.
that would be like blinking causing a normal person stress.
re: Amanda Bynes Wants Everyone To Stop Calling Her 'The New Lindsay Lohan' (61 comments)
people have been calling her “old” for so long that calling her the “new” anything must really confuse her.
re: It's Too Late For Peter Dinklage. The Black Spider-Man Suit Has Him Now. (24 comments)
touring this summer with Little Kiss, its… Little 30 Seconds To Mars!
re: Derek Jeter: 'Thanks For Banging Me, There's A Gift Bag Out In The Car' (72 comments)
it works, though, right? i mean, she got a crappy basket of yankees shit (redundant) and then came back for seconds?
obviously she has some esteem problems.