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Posted on Feb 11th
re: Adele: The 55th Annual Grammy Awards (4 comments)

She’s the only person I’ve ever seen that carries an emergency tablecloth.

Posted on Feb 11th
re: Carly Rae Jepsen: The 55th Annual Grammy Awards (17 comments)

Hey! I just met you, and this is normal, but I’ve already forgotten your name. Goodbye.

Posted on Feb 11th
re: Sean Paul: The 55th Annual Grammy Awards (11 comments)

2012 recipient of the Grammy for “Most in Need of a New Look.”

Posted on Feb 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.7.13 (3 comments)

More like Petra Bendova, amirite?

Posted on Feb 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.7.13 (30 comments)

The name on the cup is to keep Steven Tyler away.

Posted on Feb 5th
re: Kelly Brook's Still In A Bikini And Other News (15 comments)

It’s be the best 20 seconds of her life. Guaranteed.

Posted on Feb 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.4.13 (34 comments)

Real life Barbie, Asian edition.

Posted on Feb 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.4.13 (10 comments)

Eating bushes again.

Posted on Feb 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.4.13 (17 comments)

Collective blood alcohol concentration > collective IQ.

Posted on Feb 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.4.13 (13 comments)

She’s gonna be fat long after Tuesday.