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70-80 people getting shot doesn’t have an effect on the egos or wallets of asshole Sony execs. Exposing their real feelings about the shit stains with whom they work, and the ways in which the Bizzarro-world that is Hollywood operates does. The only thing the Sony assholes give a flying donkey fuck about is money.

>Someone is going to have to explain to me the schizophrenic attitude about rape in Hollywood.

Simple explanation: money. Longer explanation: Lots of money combined with a never-ending supply of young men and women willing to do most anything to get their big break. And money.

Posted on Dec 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (21 comments)

Booze, ego, and antisemitism.

Posted on Dec 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (31 comments)

In related news, her worker’s comp insurance premiums just soared.

She’s clearly a master of subtlety.

> i am rediscovering the early 80s punk scene

Lived it once. Not too sure if I want to do it again. Too many nights at Medusa’s on Sheffield.

Posted on Dec 15th
re: Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape (54 comments)

I really want this to happen. More than that, I want Marlin Perkins’ voice to narrate it.

“Hello, and welcome to Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom. I’m your host, Marlin Perkins. Today, our travels of the world take us to McIntye, Georgia. We will observe a very common subset of the species homo sapiens, redneckus fattus piggus. Today is their mating day. A male, known to his handlers as Sugar Bear, will attempt copulation with a rather rotund — even by rfp standards — female. Her handlers call her Mama June. This mating ritual will not be easy for Sugar Bear. He’s been spurned two or three times by Mama June, so we’re not sure if she’ll allow him to mate today.”

“As we observe, pay particular attention to the sounds these two specimens make as the copulation occurs. His grunts of satisfaction and release will be complicated by sighs of frustration and self-loathing. Her squeals of glee will be very easy to confuse with the sounds a sow makes as she suckles her young.”

“The ritual will last approximately 35 seconds, perhaps more if Sugar Bear has difficulties either maintaining his readiness or achieving the correct angle for mating.”

“Now, to Georgia. Enjoy.”

Posted on Dec 15th
re: Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape (54 comments)

Like her house.

Posted on Dec 15th
re: Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape (54 comments)

The extra “B” is for BYOBB.

Posted on Dec 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.12.14 (14 comments)

Something is wrong. She looks good here.