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This story reads like a goddamned Onion article. I wish it were.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (11 comments)

Cutler only made it halfway thru the breakup before he quit trying.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (11 comments)

I lived in Chicago for 35+ years and have now been in the Minneapolis area for a few. It’s weird here.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (3 comments)

Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (22 comments)

There’s eccentric and there’s asshole. This is asshole.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (8 comments)

“Really, R.J., yogurt is great for breakfast.”

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (21 comments)

Tracy Paul & Company Celebrates Fashion’s Best-Kept Secret TORRID With Actress Rumer Willis

That’s a hell of an event title.

Also, actress?

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (11 comments)

New Grindr profile pic, Jeremy?

Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (29 comments)

The new issue of Paid Cocksucker Monthly is out? And it’s the awards edition?