re: Sony Cancelled 'The Interview' Because of North Korea or Something (65 comments)
70-80 people getting shot doesn’t have an effect on the egos or wallets of asshole Sony execs. Exposing their real feelings about the shit stains with whom they work, and the ways in which the Bizzarro-world that is Hollywood operates does. The only thing the Sony assholes give a flying donkey fuck about is money.
re: Stephen Collins Confesses To Molesting Three Underage Girls (28 comments)
>Someone is going to have to explain to me the schizophrenic attitude about rape in Hollywood.
Simple explanation: money. Longer explanation: Lots of money combined with a never-ending supply of young men and women willing to do most anything to get their big break. And money.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (21 comments)
Booze, ego, and antisemitism.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (31 comments)
In related news, her worker’s comp insurance premiums just soared.
re: Charli XCX: Z100 Jingle Ball & The 2014 Billboard Women In Music Luncheon (2 comments)
She’s clearly a master of subtlety.
re: Charli XCX: Z100 Jingle Ball & The 2014 Billboard Women In Music Luncheon (7 comments)
> i am rediscovering the early 80s punk scene
Lived it once. Not too sure if I want to do it again. Too many nights at Medusa’s on Sheffield.
I really want this to happen. More than that, I want Marlin Perkins’ voice to narrate it.
“Hello, and welcome to Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom. I’m your host, Marlin Perkins. Today, our travels of the world take us to McIntye, Georgia. We will observe a very common subset of the species homo sapiens, redneckus fattus piggus. Today is their mating day. A male, known to his handlers as Sugar Bear, will attempt copulation with a rather rotund — even by rfp standards — female. Her handlers call her Mama June. This mating ritual will not be easy for Sugar Bear. He’s been spurned two or three times by Mama June, so we’re not sure if she’ll allow him to mate today.”
“As we observe, pay particular attention to the sounds these two specimens make as the copulation occurs. His grunts of satisfaction and release will be complicated by sighs of frustration and self-loathing. Her squeals of glee will be very easy to confuse with the sounds a sow makes as she suckles her young.”
“The ritual will last approximately 35 seconds, perhaps more if Sugar Bear has difficulties either maintaining his readiness or achieving the correct angle for mating.”
“Now, to Georgia. Enjoy.”
Like her house.
The extra “B” is for BYOBB.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.12.14 (14 comments)
Something is wrong. She looks good here.