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Posted at 10:58am
re: The Old Amanda Bynes Is Back (3 comments)

I hope her iCloud password is easy to crack.

All kidding aside (that wasn’t kidding,) it becomes less funny when she’s actually sick. People who are just dipshits are always fair game. The apparently truly ill are another thing entirely.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (12 comments)

Well that didn’t work. Let’s try this:

(— x —)

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (14 comments)

Dear Kelly,

I’m so sorry he dumped you. Perhaps you’d like to come over for some company. I’ll cook us up some Tikka Masala, maybe have a couple Pimm’s Cups and you can cry on my shoulder. Let me know.

All my love,

Russ

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (25 comments)

Do you think she dressed up as Marcia for Peter Brady?

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (35 comments)

Lost footage from the robbery scenes in Point Break.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (18 comments)

Not quite the Night at the Roxbury he hoped for.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: Lena Dunham Thinks Artists Should Work For Free (33 comments)

>couldn’t give less fucks

*fewer

Posted on Sep 29th
re: Emily Ratajkowski & Reese Witherspoon In Red (4 comments)

My glasses-less and wishful read of the headline ended “in bed.”

Oh well.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (33 comments)

We’re going to the gym after Cheesecake Factory.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: Gerard Butler Groping Some Chick on a Paddleboard (3 comments)

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure as shit can rent it.