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Posted on May 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.20.13 (9 comments)

Never before has so much douche been concentrated into so few people.

Posted on May 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.20.13 (10 comments)

Cocaine?!?!?

Yes, Please!

Posted on May 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.20.13 (19 comments)

She learned this move from John Coffey.

Posted on May 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.20.13 (28 comments)

I just blue myself.

Posted on May 20th
re: Jenny McCarthy: The 2013 Billboard Music Awards (8 comments)

I can’t speak for everyone, but to me, nothing says “expert in medical sciences” quite like a great set of jugs.

Really though — is there anything that can’t be solved by eating a fistful of acid?

Posted on May 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.16.13 (23 comments)

Reflection dude looks like Ariel Castro.

Posted on May 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.16.13 (13 comments)

Those magic melons sell lots of magic melons.

There’s only one solution: hire James Deen for an even grander re-opening.

Posted on May 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.15.15 (13 comments)

Dammit. Now I have to go watch BSG again.