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Posted on Aug 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (8 comments)

Hey, thanks.

Not that it means anything, but I am an academic. Adjunct history professor. Got any spare tenure? I sure could use some.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (18 comments)

There is absolutely no doping in tennis.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (5 comments)

Ah yes. The classic Asian-Indian phase. Signified by the poor attempt at modernizing the Nehru jacket, it’s common among the spoiled, rich, lacrosse playing future frat-boy twats.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (9 comments)

Wilmer, this text is from Kelly. She says that there’s trouble in Sheetrock Hills.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (15 comments)

Partaking in a little ritual de lo habitual.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (8 comments)

I don’t give a shit about his sexuality. Part of me thinks it’s great that for whatever reason, he was finally able to be honest with himself and his family about who he is.

Those shoes, on the other hand. Ain’t no reason to put your family thru that shit.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (15 comments)

I think she went to the Halle Berry school of crazy-hot.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (8 comments)

College girls love bubble gum, eh Ben?

Nowhere near enough ice in that bucket to firm up those hanging teats.

Posted on Aug 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (24 comments)

They did a fine job of capturing her cold, soul-less eyes.