re: The Old Amanda Bynes Is Back (3 comments)
I hope her iCloud password is easy to crack.
All kidding aside (that wasn’t kidding,) it becomes less funny when she’s actually sick. People who are just dipshits are always fair game. The apparently truly ill are another thing entirely.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (12 comments)
Well that didn’t work. Let’s try this:
(— x —)
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (14 comments)
I’m so sorry he dumped you. Perhaps you’d like to come over for some company. I’ll cook us up some Tikka Masala, maybe have a couple Pimm’s Cups and you can cry on my shoulder. Let me know.
All my love,
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (25 comments)
Do you think she dressed up as Marcia for Peter Brady?
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (35 comments)
Lost footage from the robbery scenes in Point Break.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (18 comments)
Not quite the Night at the Roxbury he hoped for.
re: Lena Dunham Thinks Artists Should Work For Free (33 comments)
>couldn’t give less fucks
re: Emily Ratajkowski & Reese Witherspoon In Red (4 comments)
My glasses-less and wishful read of the headline ended “in bed.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (33 comments)
We’re going to the gym after Cheesecake Factory.
re: Gerard Butler Groping Some Chick on a Paddleboard (3 comments)
Money may not buy happiness, but it sure as shit can rent it.