re: A Model Claims Terry Richardson Jerked Off On Her Face In The Middle of A Photo Shoot (51 comments)
Plot twist: the model was Fabio.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.10.14 (7 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.10.14 (16 comments)
He’s got the face of a man who has seen his daughter get fucked on film.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.10.14 (2 comments)
He can say whatever he wants to — he’s starting to look like a talking building.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.7.14 (12 comments)
re: It's The Justin Bieber Peeing Video (37 comments)
I’m a big kid now!
re: Y'All's About To See Justin #Bbare's DANGALANG (22 comments)
The marketing reps at ProActiv just got boners.
re: Lindsay Lohan's Oprah Series Has A Trailer (30 comments)
Her voice is the best laxative ever.
re: Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Are Engaged. Goddammit. (24 comments)
Strangely enough, I think this marriage may last a long time. They’ve known each other for half of their lives. I don’t think it’ll be a ’till death sort of thing, but I think it’ll last.
I also too 12 hits of good hippie acid an hour ago.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.27.14 (7 comments)