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That’s despicable. You just hate him because he is good looking and has a ton of money and can have sex with girls you’ll get arrested for even looking at. You’re so jealous that he can sing like an ang….sorry man, can’t stop laughing. You’re right, sometimes dead is better.

Randal you da man. Can you help a brobro out? Just christ browned my gfriend and the cops be hatin’. They don’t know me, what it’s like to be me. I wanna focus on the positive yo (my suit got no blood on it). Can you spin some of your magic for me, bro?

I’ve been smoking (cigarettes) for 13 years now, but even so, the idea of tobacco roach hits makes my lungs ache. Couldn’t she come up with a better excuse? Asthma medicine? Indian hangover remedy? Besides, wouldn’t it make more sense to make a joint look like a cigarette, than a cigarette like a joint?

How do you fuck up singing through an auto-tune? The damn thing was designed to make talentless people sound less horrible then they actually are. It’s as if she was just saying random shit into an auto-tune, and someone put a Sega game soundtrack over it.

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How long before she looks like this?

All you need is Adam Sandler, and voila, you’ve got the full cast of ‘Grown Ups 3′.

Let me guess, another eccentric rocket scientist?