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Posted on Dec 17th, 2013
re: Shia LaBeouf Is Plagiarism Incarnate (28 comments)

After it was discovered that Shia plagiarised the apology as well, he decided to issue a follow up apology in a form of a song. It was actually pretty good. It was called ‘My Apologies’ and went something like this:

“What else should I be?
All apologies
What else could I say?
Everyone is gay
What else should I write?
I don’t have the right
What else should I be?
All apologies
– Shia LeBoof”

He should make another Home Alone film. This time Kevin is left behind in a mental institution (admitted after years of neglect by his parents and the violence he inflicted on the bandits caught up with him) when it moves to a new location. A bunch of crackhead teenagers get in after dark in order to see if any meds were left behind. Kevin goes back to his sadistic old ways.
It’s not so much a sequel as a gritty re-imagining.

Posted on Dec 4th, 2013
re: Lindsay Lohan In New York (3 comments)

Is that the way to cougar town?

Posted on Jul 23rd, 2013
re: And, Wow, It's The Royal Baby Already. Okay. (32 comments)

I liked the part where they filmed the hospital doors for the whole day. Great craftsmanship!

Posted on Mar 8th, 2013
re: Justin Bieber Totally Collapsed, You Guys (30 comments)

That’s despicable. You just hate him because he is good looking and has a ton of money and can have sex with girls you’ll get arrested for even looking at. You’re so jealous that he can sing like an ang….sorry man, can’t stop laughing. You’re right, sometimes dead is better.

Posted on Mar 8th, 2013
re: Justin Bieber Totally Collapsed, You Guys (30 comments)

Randal you da man. Can you help a brobro out? Just christ browned my gfriend and the cops be hatin’. They don’t know me, what it’s like to be me. I wanna focus on the positive yo (my suit got no blood on it). Can you spin some of your magic for me, bro?

Posted on Sep 18th, 2012
re: Amanda Bynes' Tokemobile of Death Has Finally Been Impounded (23 comments)

I’ve been smoking (cigarettes) for 13 years now, but even so, the idea of tobacco roach hits makes my lungs ache. Couldn’t she come up with a better excuse? Asthma medicine? Indian hangover remedy? Besides, wouldn’t it make more sense to make a joint look like a cigarette, than a cigarette like a joint?

Posted on Aug 19th, 2012
re: Teen Mom Farrah's Music Video Has To Be Child Abuse, Has To Be (63 comments)

How do you fuck up singing through an auto-tune? The damn thing was designed to make talentless people sound less horrible then they actually are. It’s as if she was just saying random shit into an auto-tune, and someone put a Sega game soundtrack over it.

Posted on Aug 16th, 2012
re: Lindsay Lohan Taught James Deen About Acting (33 comments)

[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/16/futurelohan-340_387.jpg[/img]

How long before she looks like this?

Posted on Aug 14th, 2012
re: Hey Katy Perry, Elton John Says 'Hello' (38 comments)

All you need is Adam Sandler, and voila, you’ve got the full cast of ‘Grown Ups 3′.