re: Jennifer Aniston Bikini Photos: Los Cabos (6 comments)
That’s because you like dudes. Lol
re: Jennifer Aniston's Wax Statue Is Missing Something (29 comments)
I thought that was Streisand, then I realized no, Streisand’s wax statue would be prettier.
re: Jennifer Aniston's Hard Nipples on The Set of 'We're The Millers' (13 comments)
I know, her PR flack you would think,. has worn out that particular trick (see Jen’s teats in HD!!) , but and still, they do it like clockwork – it works to some extent..gets her ink on the one hand, doesn’t get her movie tix sold — this image of ‘sexy’ Jen – which she is not and never has been, gets her legions of revenge fans (see triangle) worked up for ‘jen.’ They love pretending she’s a beauty, and you know who’s…er…rival. lol I know. Jen’s a regular Natalie Portman in the beauty dept.
Except Aniston’s never been a beauty and most people with working eyeballs know that…so why are some people so surprised – she wasn’t even the prettiest chick on Friends, she came in third. lol.
Nope, that’s her face. In fact, she looks a little better than she used to in the face, which isn’t saying much. But after 4 nose jobs, a jaw realignment, chin shaving and hairline reconstruction you should start to see at least minimal results. She’s just been an excellent good face camouflager/deflector over the years (think cousin IT on the addams Family), mainly from that long hair curtain that would rival and afghan dog’s…thus all you see is her tan (fake), blonde hair (also fake) covering her face, and her body by pilates, and male hormone injection supposedly — most people just don’t bother to look up.
She is wearing a bra, she’s wearing the sheer kind though to show nippelage which she’s hoping will detract from that barry manilow face of hers, and the fact that she’s playing a mom to a 25 yr old in this movie. Bish has gone overboard. Desperate is her middle name. She changes out of the middleaged warddrobe, and into a wifebeater with big ol eraser nips at attention, in the hopes the grandma casting doesn’t ruin her aging malibu barbie rep.. It’s not working, unless Barry Manilow with tits gets you hot.
You like the smell of burnt rubber then?
Yes she does show skin, a lot, and nipples, but what good are they when your face looks like Dustin Hoffman’s tootsie. I always assume those saying she’s hot, are her legion of gay hairdressers or women who are unfortunate enough to look just like her facially.