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When the red river’s runnin’, take the dirt road home.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (14 comments)

Don’t look it in the eye and maybe it won’t charge.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: We Lost James Garner (1928 - 2014) (39 comments)

Are you saying they’re women in drag? Okay, point taken. But WTF is the notebook?

Posted on Jul 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (44 comments)

He’s a rapper?



Nope. We party all night round here.

I didn’t say anything about the rest of the world keeping up, I’m pretty much specifically referring to you, asshat.
I’m saying you’re slow. And you suck.
Look those words up if you need to. I’ll wait.

Just to be as c.l.e.a.r. as fucking possible, I am not actually a Buddhist. That was what we call a (really, really obvious) joke that has now been explained three times – to people claiming to actually be BUDDHISTS!
I realize this is a titty and dick-joke site, but ZOMGHOLYFUCKINGSHITWTFBBQ you people are fucking stupid.

Wow, I guess if I have to fucking explain the fucking joke….
My whole “hands of an angry God” bit is not going to go over well here at all.