re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.20.14 (16 comments)
George Lucas has free WiFi! Sweet!
re: Kim Kardashian Tries To Adopt Orphan In Thailand, Orphan's Like 'Nah' (14 comments)
She can adopt me. I can spend her money faster than she can. And on less tackier crap.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.6.14 (18 comments)
This should last as long as his late night talk show.
re: 'Well, it’s not like Jeff Conaway needed his face anymore after he died. So…' (4 comments)
Coming this Halloween-Son of the Bride of Wildenstein!
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.1.14 (17 comments)
Why does everyone who attended the Midnight Mission Gala look like they stayed at the Midnight Mission last night?
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.1.14 (26 comments)
And you thought the brother/sister kiss from Episode V was creepy…..
re: Jennifer Lopez & Leah Remini Hit By Drunk Driver (25 comments)
re: Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping Is Unfortunate (6 comments)
You can replace ‘rapping’ in the headline with litterally any word in the English language and it’s still acurate.
re: Derek Jeter: 'First, You Eat My Butthole Then You Get The Gift Basket' (25 comments)
I wonder what you get if you blow him?
Besides herpes, that is.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.24.14 (18 comments)
Donald Sterling was wrong. This is Magic’s punishment.