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Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (3 comments)

Why does every photo of a celebrity at a grocery store always show them buying enough food to feed a third world country? How bulimic can you be?

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (22 comments)

If you keep picking at it, it’ll never heal.

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (9 comments)

I swear she and Mike Tyson are related. Somehow. Wait have they ever been seen together?

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (20 comments)

His long lost mother perhaps?

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (13 comments)

I’m guessing he roofied both of them and now is playing the waiting game.

Posted on Jan 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.9.14 (17 comments)

Flew cross country and is still wearing the same shirt. Pretty much says it all.

Posted on Dec 10th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.10.13 (23 comments)

Maple Christ is there to deliver all the ladyboys to the promised land.

Posted on Dec 5th, 2013
re: Just Go, Jessica Simpson, Be Free (21 comments)

They give out awards for writing about shoes?! Really?! Really??!!

Posted on Nov 26th, 2013
re: Beyonce's Banned From The Pyramids (24 comments)

Dr. Hawass is the Chuck Norris of archeologists.

Posted on Nov 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.25.13 (26 comments)

Someone cashed in their courtesy sniff.