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Posted on Jun 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.24.14 (18 comments)

Donald Sterling was wrong. This is Magic’s punishment.

Posted on Jun 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.24.14 (17 comments)

It’s alright sir they can’t see you. Now, which one ass raped you in the men’s room?

Posted on May 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.30.14 (25 comments)

Why’d they make that one Muppet out of leather?

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (3 comments)

Why does every photo of a celebrity at a grocery store always show them buying enough food to feed a third world country? How bulimic can you be?

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (22 comments)

If you keep picking at it, it’ll never heal.

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (9 comments)

I swear she and Mike Tyson are related. Somehow. Wait have they ever been seen together?

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (20 comments)

His long lost mother perhaps?

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (13 comments)

I’m guessing he roofied both of them and now is playing the waiting game.

Posted on Jan 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.9.14 (17 comments)

Flew cross country and is still wearing the same shirt. Pretty much says it all.

Posted on Dec 10th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.10.13 (23 comments)

Maple Christ is there to deliver all the ladyboys to the promised land.