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whats the point of working out if you not going to wear a two piece, you’re definitely not going to become the next best thing wearing that, though clearly that’s over

Posted on Feb 5th
re: Kelly Brook Giving David McIntosh A Boner (8 comments)

the clock is ticking but for right now, there is still a lot of fun to be had, homeboy aint gonna be around that long anyway

you still going in on that Chelsea Handler thing, are you fucking Chelsea Handler

as far as this controversy, this model doesn’t look better than taylor Swift, but i am going off pictures, video would be a difference maker

Posted on Nov 26th, 2013
re: Beyonce's Banned From The Pyramids (24 comments)

no, she was always awkward looking and she never grew out of it, period

Posted on Aug 25th, 2013
re: Avril Lavigne & Winnie Cooper Are Making Out (40 comments)

didn’t winnie cooper try to sell math books once, I guess she got tired of that

Posted on Jul 30th, 2013
re: Taylor Swift's In A Bikini (40 comments)

back to the bikini, much like beyonce taking pictures in black and white, she realized that vintage “bikinis ” fit her body better

Posted on Jul 30th, 2013
re: Taylor Swift's In A Bikini (40 comments)

well, she better own it, who the fukk else gonna own it

and i’m still not buying this taylor swift is a virgin shiet, the bitch admits to putting out in her own goddamn songs so fukk all of that

Posted on Jan 1st, 2013
re: Ashlee Simpson Bikini Photos: Hawaii (4 comments)

also, she was a little thicker back then, but when you start doing drugs, it tends to keep more weight off

but Don Zaloog makes a good point about bras, many man has broke the bank to slay a chick and got her to the hotel room and been like, “where did my betch go”

I dont believe those were breasts. I think they were just chest meat. Maybe I’m only saying this so that I never have to give Kirsten Dunst adult career any redeemable value.

Either way I still prefer Bryce Dallas Howard’s Gwen Stacy over Emma Stone. She was more adorable and more attractive back then. Plus, it wasn’t her fault that Spiderman 3 sucked. She didn’t make him dance at the nightclub. Hollywood is not going to make me like Emma Stone. I don’t care how much better she looks than Kirsten Dunst. The Fukked up part is that Im not done being angry about her. Maxim or People or some other failing mag is going to put her on Top of their Hot 100 list simply because of how well she performs on the casting couch. Look, people, just because you like the “girl next door”, doesn’t make her the sexiest women alive. Since when does having a cool personality and the ability to not call the cops after being fukked in the ass after I got you drunk on Jager because It was either fukk you or a tubesock at 3am in the morning make you a sex symbol. Stop rewarding these 6s with first round lottery money. Its not that serious.

Posted on Jun 4th, 2012
re: Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News (16 comments)

her tit job wouldnt be so bad if she ate once in a awhile, when her metabolism slows down ten years for now, shell be a dime