re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.19.12 (38 comments)
Helium is the new silicon.
re: Kristen Stewart Wore This To The London Premiere of 'Sparkling Dong Part 2' (33 comments)
Vampire semen must be acidic.
re: Snooki's New Teeth Look Fantastic (31 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.13.12 (47 comments)
Judge Judy looks great!
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.9.12 (29 comments)
In communist Russia, mustache wears you!
re: January Jones Has A New Boyfriend (26 comments)
“…so I said to the Dungeon Master there’s no way I could be kept in a cell. I’m a Level 83 Arcane Mage with a +3 Staff of Virtue! I mean, doesn’t he know I could hotkey the Spell of Dragon Eyes to the G1 key? I could spawn an Elf of the Flowing Rivers to open the lock, and then I could don my Cloak of the NeverSeen and totally leave the dungeon! What a moron!”
“So, can you help me reset my Gmail password, or what?”
“Of course, my fair maiden! What do I look like, a Level 1 Orc of the Mud Basin Tribe?” *snort snort snort*
re: Gwen Stefani Bikini Photos: Miami (7 comments)
I’ve seen skeletons with higher body fat percentages.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.10.12 (33 comments)
Still not as gay as Twilight.
re: Justin Bieber Gave A Woman Tinnitus, $9 Million Should Just About Cover It (32 comments)
Behold: the Kim Kardashian training bot