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Posted on Nov 20th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.19.12 (38 comments)

Helium is the new silicon.

Vampire semen must be acidic.

Posted on Nov 14th, 2012
re: Snooki's New Teeth Look Fantastic (31 comments)

Grandma?

Posted on Nov 14th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.13.12 (47 comments)

Judge Judy looks great!

Posted on Nov 10th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.9.12 (29 comments)

In communist Russia, mustache wears you!

Posted on Aug 21st, 2012
re: January Jones Has A New Boyfriend (26 comments)

“…so I said to the Dungeon Master there’s no way I could be kept in a cell. I’m a Level 83 Arcane Mage with a +3 Staff of Virtue! I mean, doesn’t he know I could hotkey the Spell of Dragon Eyes to the G1 key? I could spawn an Elf of the Flowing Rivers to open the lock, and then I could don my Cloak of the NeverSeen and totally leave the dungeon! What a moron!”
“So, can you help me reset my Gmail password, or what?”
“Of course, my fair maiden! What do I look like, a Level 1 Orc of the Mud Basin Tribe?” *snort snort snort*

Posted on Aug 10th, 2012
re: Gwen Stefani Bikini Photos: Miami (7 comments)

I’ve seen skeletons with higher body fat percentages.

Posted on Aug 10th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.10.12 (33 comments)

Still not as gay as Twilight.

Behold: the Kim Kardashian training bot