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“I know I left my mask and claw glove here somewhere…?”

“…But she’s so tiny? But it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway! But she’s so tiny? But it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!…”

“Wait’ll they get a load of me!”

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

I can’t wait until this dick’s 15 minutes are Dunn.

Funny, I’d rather wear fur than go naked. And all you motherfuckers would thank me for covering up.

Ha!

What’s she doing wearing Sarah Jessica Parker’s work clothes? And why is there a stagecoach parked out front?

It’s nice to see that her and her husband spend so much time together. This couple’s gonna make it, I can just feel it!

Clearly, he has no business being featured on this site!

Julianne, you’re wasting your time with that Seacrest fellow. Come see me, and I’ll show you how a real man makes love to a woman… clumsily and for 30 seconds at a time.