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Oh god, I want new initials.

I know some drag queens that would KILL for arms that svelte.

“My Little Pony” is a hairstyle now?! Where the hell have I been?!

There are so many things wrong with this situation. Let’s list them!
1. 2000 Flushes colored hair with a Skrillex half-shave. She could definitely pass for Miley’s mom.
2. Eye makeup from last week
3. Armpits of doom
4. That dress. (Mock turtle neck??? Why?!)
5. Wearing the aforementioned dress like she forgot she had her implants removed

Jesus jet-skiing Christ, look at the SIZE of that thing. I don’t know if i’m horrified or turned on.

THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIYAAAAHHHH! THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYAAAHH!!

On the bright side, Channing and Jenna can share workout shoes. Bonus!

That toothpick looks strangely familliar… Renee Zellweger? Nah.

Lisa Rinna is looking better these days.

I’d still hit it. Even in his baby shoes. /noshame