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Posted on Jun 7th, 2013
re: Justin Bieber Runs This Town (51 comments)

Thank you. So now we know Bieber is also a technotard.

Posted on May 23rd, 2013
re: Blac Chyna's Enormous Ass Grabbing Some Subway (3 comments)

The butt looks like it was injected with fix-a-flat.

Posted on May 20th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.20.13 (11 comments)

Oh god, I want new initials.

Posted on May 20th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.20.13 (11 comments)

I know some drag queens that would KILL for arms that svelte.

Posted on Apr 18th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.17.13 (26 comments)

“My Little Pony” is a hairstyle now?! Where the hell have I been?!

Posted on Mar 25th, 2013
re: Jenna Jameson at Her Birthday Celebration at Crazy Horse III (9 comments)

There are so many things wrong with this situation. Let’s list them!
1. 2000 Flushes colored hair with a Skrillex half-shave. She could definitely pass for Miley’s mom.
2. Eye makeup from last week
3. Armpits of doom
4. That dress. (Mock turtle neck??? Why?!)
5. Wearing the aforementioned dress like she forgot she had her implants removed

Posted on Feb 11th, 2013
re: Jennifer Lopez & Casper Smart: The 55th Annual Grammy Awards (6 comments)

Jesus jet-skiing Christ, look at the SIZE of that thing. I don’t know if i’m horrified or turned on.

Posted on Jan 31st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.30.13 (23 comments)

THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIYAAAAHHHH! THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYAAAHH!!

Posted on Jan 31st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.31.13 (6 comments)

On the bright side, Channing and Jenna can share workout shoes. Bonus!

Posted on Jan 31st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.31.13 (20 comments)

That toothpick looks strangely familliar… Renee Zellweger? Nah.