re: Uh, Guys, I Don't Think It Was The Russians (67 comments)
Wow, so that was an unbelievably grotesque statement. Admit it, you just think “them gays” are scary.
re: So What's The Deal With American Taliban Girl? (100 comments)
Oh admit it….. you just think gays are icky.
re: Joe The Plumber Is The New Face of Second Amendment Rights (No Givebacks) (197 comments)
That was a remarkably well reasoned and calm explanation of the topic at hand sir, as such it has absolutely NO place on the internet!
re: Lady Gaga Naked During Her artRAVE: The ARTPOP Ball Concert (1 comments)
I find it rather disturbing just how much she resembles Snooki with this wig….
re: Bryan Singer Accused of Raping, Drugging Teen Boy (60 comments)
Welp…. it would seem the Court of Public Opinion is now in session….
re: Bradley Cooper Might Be The New Indiana Jones (22 comments)
OR, and I know this is crazy talk here… they could leave the fucking series alone. I think fans were slapped in the dick enough with Chrystal Skulls, that guy who isn’t a celebrity anymore swinging with monkeys, and commies with Rocky and Bullwinkle accents… Just leave it the fuck alone. Of course, the chances of this are about as high as a Kardashian growing a set of morals… so I’m just going to start drinking now in preparation for the inevitable terrible abortion that will no doubt come.
re: Justin Bieber Really Is An Awful Little Shithead (106 comments)
Y’know…. I generally could give less of a fuck about what celebrities say and do. Sure it’s funny to read about, but after I do, I move away from the computer, go out and live without even thinking about them. I don’t generally get angry about this shit is what I’m saying. But this smarmy little sack of dicks really needs someone to slap that arrogant smart little grin off his face. This little mouth breathing peasant needs to be beaten until fucking candy comes out of him. He’s gonna get someone killed eventually, and then he’ll have equally fucking vapid idiots rush to defend him. We’ve seen it before with that personification of walking AIDS, Chris Brown. It’ll happen with this little shit stain too. Seriously, fuck this spoiled little prick. *rant done*
re: Justin Bieber's House Just Got Raided By The Cops (43 comments)
Hockyland? Okay, first off… if you’re gonna mock a country, at least spell Hockey right. Secondly, moose fuckers? Really? I’ve lived in Canada for a good long time now and I haven’t even seen a Moose, much less taken it out for dinner and enough drinks to get it to lower it’s standards enough to fuck me! Also, keep Jim Carrey… we don’t want him either.
re: Chris Kluwe Just Wrote An Epic Article About Why He Was Really Fired From The Vikings (67 comments)
That last paragraph just made my entire fucking week. Much obliged good sir.
re: Jon Stewart Had A Few Things To Say About Megyn Kelly's White Santa (131 comments)
Well, clearly SOMEONE is on Black Santa’s “naughty” list this year…