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Posted on Apr 17th
re: Bryan Singer Accused of Raping, Drugging Teen Boy (60 comments)

Welp…. it would seem the Court of Public Opinion is now in session….

Posted on Mar 27th
re: Bradley Cooper Might Be The New Indiana Jones (22 comments)

OR, and I know this is crazy talk here… they could leave the fucking series alone. I think fans were slapped in the dick enough with Chrystal Skulls, that guy who isn’t a celebrity anymore swinging with monkeys, and commies with Rocky and Bullwinkle accents… Just leave it the fuck alone. Of course, the chances of this are about as high as a Kardashian growing a set of morals… so I’m just going to start drinking now in preparation for the inevitable terrible abortion that will no doubt come.

Posted on Mar 11th
re: Justin Bieber Really Is An Awful Little Shithead (105 comments)

Y’know…. I generally could give less of a fuck about what celebrities say and do. Sure it’s funny to read about, but after I do, I move away from the computer, go out and live without even thinking about them. I don’t generally get angry about this shit is what I’m saying. But this smarmy little sack of dicks really needs someone to slap that arrogant smart little grin off his face. This little mouth breathing peasant needs to be beaten until fucking candy comes out of him. He’s gonna get someone killed eventually, and then he’ll have equally fucking vapid idiots rush to defend him. We’ve seen it before with that personification of walking AIDS, Chris Brown. It’ll happen with this little shit stain too. Seriously, fuck this spoiled little prick. *rant done*

Posted on Jan 15th
re: Justin Bieber's House Just Got Raided By The Cops (43 comments)

Hockyland? Okay, first off… if you’re gonna mock a country, at least spell Hockey right. Secondly, moose fuckers? Really? I’ve lived in Canada for a good long time now and I haven’t even seen a Moose, much less taken it out for dinner and enough drinks to get it to lower it’s standards enough to fuck me! Also, keep Jim Carrey… we don’t want him either.

That last paragraph just made my entire fucking week. Much obliged good sir.

Well, clearly SOMEONE is on Black Santa’s “naughty” list this year…

You mean Dubstep?

Good gods…. so…. that’s a thing that happened now. Somewhere, right now Mel Gibson is violently masturbating to this screaming “Someone else understands!!!” Wonder how much further down the rabbit hole she’s gonna go, and if there will be accompanying “music”…

Posted on Nov 4th, 2013
re: Courtney Stodden Is Single: An Opus (26 comments)

Now this, ladies and gentlemen is what people are talking about when they say the fabled words JOURNALISM. Truly, this is what struggling Newsies in the ’20′s were envisioning during their toils. This dear sirs, is what our boys were fighting for in Europe in the ’40′s… it has all lead to this. I… I am humbled by this moment.

Posted on Jul 19th, 2013
re: If You See A Drunk Andy Dick, Don't Pick It Up (17 comments)

I just have semi-fond memories of seeing him as Santa’s Evil Brother Damian in the Hebrew Hammer… other than that… why is this oxygen thief still alive?